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if vampires can be repelled by crucifixes, which in some cases includes just making a cross with your fingers, then in that case shouldn’t you be able to repel vampires by t-posing? discuss

#vampire #shitpost #sorry ive been dead #i read dracula recently its a good book #lots of homoerotic undertones #this isnt even funny im sorry

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hjfhfsfbbnjffbbj I read “the raven” by edgar allan poe recently and it’s literally just this

#meme #shitpost #edgar allan poe #poe #the raven #poetry #gothic literature #victorian literature #ravens #the raven edgar allan poe #not cryptid #classic literature #gothic poetry #cat meme #woman yelling at a cat #its. its just a dude losing his fuckin mind and screaming at a bird its great #i read it in class instead of payinf attention #literature memes

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all I want is a girlfriend to go monster hunting with and a cool knife

lordkingsmith-deactivated202311

all I want is a partner who IS a monster and gives me the cool knives of my dead enemies

cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial

god that’s so valid

ghost speaking through ouija board: y o u w i l l d i e i n s e v e n d a y s

me, sliding the planchette: n o u

ouija board: o h f u c k

#cryptid #cryptids #meme #cryptid tag #cryptozoology #shitpost #ghost #ouija board #ouija #no u #hgsawthb sorry this is bad

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i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

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thank u everyone for your suggestions I have chosen to name him jaymond

#spider #not cryptid #personal #thank u anon for the great name suggestion

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i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

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Spider

cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial

very creative I like it

i know this isn’t the usual thing I post on here but like. fuck it. i’ve befriended the spider on my porch and i need a name for it does anyone have any suggestions?

#not cryptid #personal #spider #m sorry but i suck at this hgdsfhvv

cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

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Op I need to tell you that I didn’t notice the A so I just read

“Finally! leg” And didn’t even question it.

cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial

thank you for telling me this vital information

pls take this gift as a sign of gratitude for the important knowledge you have given me

this version is way better tbh

#meme #awesome ppl

LEG!!

leg

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

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Mothman: Hnnng, I’m trying to sneak around West Virginia, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the passerby’s

#IM SORRY AGHDABBVSD #mothman #cryptid #cryptozoology #cryptids #dummy thicc meme #cryptid tag #meme #shitpost #monsters #monsterfucker memes #oh my god hate this so much ghfdgb #this meme is probably dead hhhdvb #my post

all I want is a girlfriend to go monster hunting with and a cool knife

#cryptid #cryptids #cryptid tag #cryptozoology #meme #shitpost #wlw #wlw aesthetic #lesbian #gay shit #monster #monster hunting #knife #weapon #knives #cool knives #monsters #cryptid wlw #my post

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Are you a Cryptid?

If you:

Love the outdoors

Hate being the center of attention

Go for the natural look

Your existance can’t be proven

Then you just might be

#cryptid #big mood #wow i cant believe im being called out like this smh

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Ok im tired of being a person can i become a forest cryptid already

#cryptid #big mood #cant remember if i rbed this already but whatever

I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know that I’m watching them

#not cryptid #this doesnt really fit w my blog but i had this thought and had to post it somewhere sorry #government #surveillance #the government #fbi meme #kinda #cia #government memes #the government is watching #the fbi #memes #cryptic #weird #shitpost #jokes #conspiracy #conspiracy theory #my post

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Sir that’s my emotional support cryptid

#cryptid #big mood #i love this meme #even tho im like. really late

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self care is becoming the local park cryptid by climbing trees at 2 AM and crouching like a goblin in the branches while staring silently at people passing by

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Are you okay

cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial

absolutely not

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