Always-Running

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

That gazebo is so fucked

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

official they can't win against us all post

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

elon, zucc, etc. are the equivalent of people who describe themselves as "former gifted kids" because they went to a university and were horrified they're not special

they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself

me after I’ve been awake for 34 hours: I could easily be a realtor. I’m fake. I love to walk around the house.

Look at the duck’s FACE

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

WHO WRITES THESE AND WHY????

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

The wait was so so worth it

This changed me as a person

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death