She Has Had It

😲😲😲😲😭😭😭😭 YAAAAAAASSSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! #mymommadontplay #shessaved #butshellstillcussabitchout #amen #shespentallofhertaxreturnonthesetickets #soshebetterseeallofbeyonce #yaaassssss #shediabetic #butshellstilldrankalittlelemonade #okaaayyy #itswatereddownofcourse #likemysexlife #butmindyobusiness #guuurrrlllll #isaidthissamethingtoawestborobaptistchurchprotestor #tryingtogetinthewayofmeandmybelovedfreeclinic #nottodaykween #putthatsigndown #shehashadit (at Beyonce Formation World Tour Atlanta, Georgia)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!! Whhhhheeeewwwwww church, Kween Mother's toes crammed into these sensible pair of ShondalaMary-Kate & Ashley vintage Easter heels, is blessing me in every single way right now!! YAAASSS!! Kiesha, her trying to fit that toe into those heels, is like me trying to swipe my debit card at the Apple Store! It's just not in God's promise for me! ....but church, if she can try, so can I! Amentz!!! #hashtagfeelingfaithful #fingerscrossedfordirectdeposit #shehashadit #lemonadeinspiredshoes #comethru #tinasbackatitagain #subletatthehouseofdereon #yaaasss #thislittlepiggysaidhaykweenhay #ahhhimamess #happyfridaykweens (at Dr. Scholl's)

YAAASSS KWEENS YAAASSS!!!! Whew Kiesha, guuurrrllll I gave my Aunt Wanda my ex-boyfriend's step cousin twice removed's father's 3rd wife White Wendy's Tidal account info and password, so she could finally go listen to Sister Yoncé's new artistic ministry for gays and wronged women "ShondalaLemonade," and guuuurrrrrllll she's been living her full Alvin Ailey fantasy ever since!!! YAAAAASSSSSSS!!! #sheaintevenamemberatthisgym #andthistreadmillistechnicallyoff #butwhenyoucesaysyes #nobottomcansayno #amenamen #vougingforbeginners #akazumbaonabudget #phuckemupwithafosselegandamarthagrahamarm #shontayyouslay #shehashadit #andineedtoo #summerisrightaroundthecorner #yethereiaminlineatfuckingwendys #mindyourbusiness (at Planet Fitness - Harlem (125th St.), NY)

MINISTER KWEEN YUUUUSSSS!!! Whew, Kiesha maybe I should get a tattoo like hers! I mean, depending on which Dom.Masc.Top you ask, the small of my back is argumentatively the most recognizable part of my body, especially in Harlem! So I might as well tattoo some shondalawords of encouragement on it, words like #welcome #keepgoing #wenowexceptvenmo #godiswatchingsogivehimagoodshow #washyohands #itsnotgayunlessyoupushbacksopleaseallowme #blackisback #HPVsurvivor #blessed #thankyoucomeagain #shehashadit and of #jesuslovesyou HAPPY SUNDAY KWEENS! (at Toloache, Mexicano Bistro & Tequila Bar)

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS KWWEEEEENNNN YUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!! Church, THIS is what I call "Ministry!" Heeeyglory!! Whew Amen, amen amen!!! Kiesha, maybe I should get a tattoo just like hers! I mean, depending on which Dom.Masc.Discreet.Top you ask, the small of my back is argumentatively the most recognizable part of my body, especially here in Harlem! So I might as well tattoo some shondalawords of encouragement on it, words like ... #welcome #keepgoing #wenowexceptvenmo #godiswatchingsogivehimagoodshow #washyohands #youbreakityoubuyit #itsnotgayunlessyoupushbacksopleaseallowme #blackisback #semiproudHPVsurvivor #blessed #thankyoucomeagain #shehashadit and of #jesuslovesyou HAPPY SUNDAY KWEENS! 💕 (at Toloache, Mexicano Bistro & Tequila Bar)

YAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAASSSS!!! Now church, you know I prefer to mind my own shondalabusiness, but Saints if I didn't know any better I'd say this KWEEN is guarding her white privilege like somebody's trying to steal it, and I totally am!!! Amen, her legs are crossed like all of my fingers at an Alabama free clinic, after a long weekend of anonymous prayer bottoming and "protesting" at Backwood Pride! YAAAASSSSS!!! #backwoods #backdoor #signmeup #fingerscrossed #chlamydialossed #workseverytime #well #almosteverytime #shhhhh #mindyobusiness #myjesusmyjourney #mylegsmylegacy #butseriouslyouch #senegalesetwists #imobsessed #shehashadit #happythursdaykweens (at Callen-Lorde Community Health Center)

YAAAAASSSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeeeeww church this shondalamannekween's face, weave, eyebrows, outfit, and "YASS jaw" embodies every single emotion I personally feel, when I think of the goodness of King Peenus and allllll Peen has done for me!!! Eeeyyyglory!!!! #neverwillatwinkcryoutinmyplace #yaaaaasssss #imsore #butimgrateful #always #jasminemastersrealness #obsessed #shehashadit #andiwantsometoo #mannekweens #shelooksfertilelikemymomma #nothingsaysmotheroffourandreadyformorebetterthanasensiblespaghettistrape #omg #hashtaghell #happytuesdaykweens (at Swap Meet Porticos)

#thecolorpurple #thehelp #thewolfofwallstreet #ariverrunsthroughit #prettyinpink #thetheoryofeverything #annie #bringiton #stepup2thestreets3D #thegreenmile #serafina #poeticjustice #diaryofamadblackwoman #theomen #rosemarysbaby #goosebumps #rent #shesallthat #chittychittybangbang #cruelintentions #honeyiskrunchthekids #goldfinger (at NYC Sex Addiction Treatment)

#samekweens #imclosed4prayertoo #andbyprayerimeanimmostlikelyblowingsomebodysbusboy #shhhhh #mindyobusiness #thatsbetweenmejavierandjesus #butdontworryitsnotgayifyourbothontheclock #itscalledteambuilding #justdonttellhr #omg #yallprayforme #imawreck #shehashadit #abottomthatpraysisabottomthatstays #igotthekneestoproveit #haveagoodweekendkweens #seeyouonmonday (at Dallas BBQ)

YAAAAASSSSSS KWEENS YAAAASSSS!!!! Whew Amentz!!!Peen is good all the time, and all the time Peen is good!!! Yaaasss yaaassss, but church let us not forget verse two of that scripture, "Not ALL Peen is meant for you!" Wheeewww GLORY!!! I wish somebody told my Aunt Wanda this before she started her "Fresh Outta Prison" ministry! Poor thing, shared her "gifts" with the wrong parole, and ended up in what the saints like to call a Shondalagooddickin' Coma, mid Cheetos at a bus station in New Jersey! WOW!!! #everybodyaintable #saintspray #peencoma #weveallbeenthere #ifyouhaventimprayingforyou #ashyfeetofpraise #kinkycurlsofwisdom #nocheetoleftbehind #lookslikeshehadsomeofthatstephenaverypeen #yeah #makingabottom #omg #shehashadit #ivepostedeveryday #imexhausted #happythursdaykweens #beblessed (at New Jersey Transit - Secaucus Junction)

YAAAASSSSSS KWEEENs YUUUUUSSSS!!!! Wheeewww AMEN AMEN AMENTz! Church, I'm telling you,the Lordt will ALWAYS show up when you choose to praise him with a sensible current album Sia meets T-Boz circa Crazy.Sexy.Cool inspired weavidry with a quaint parents only Quinceanera after party like flare!!! Glory!!! Whhheeeewww saints, with that kind of praise and faith, the LORDT just might turn her Blackberry Pearl into a newly refurbished iPhone 5c!!!! EYYYY EHHHHHHBOSHADA!!! Thats tongues for DO IT HEY ZEUS, DO IT!!!! #wcw #weavechangewednesday #yaaaassssss #thathairisteasedlikemeinmiddleschool #also #findingajackettomatchherbangs #atruemiracle #mindyobusiness #everybodyaintable #thatweaveisherworship #andheroutfitishertestimony #shehashadit #comethroughwednesday #beblessedkweens (at Wash Land Laundromat)

YAAAAAAASSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!! Whew church, you know I've always been praying to find a man rooted deeply in THE HOLY WORD, AMENTZ, and Kiesha, guuurrrrllll it looks like today I've finally found him!!!! WHEW!!! It's like my Pastor always says "Knowledge is Power!" Which is how I know that I know that I KNOW, that I'm a power bottom (with no-limits), but Kiesha, I wonder what all of this new found knowledge makes him??? Hmmm! #afoodcritic #withaneducatedpalate #ayelpreviewer #haha #psmygrindrhasgreatreviewsonyelp #4out5stars #causeimtakeoutonly #sorrycanthost #ijudtdidsheets #sonotatmyhousesatan #omg #shehashadit #facedown #hopesup #organiceating2016 #myassislikethenewwholefoodsofharlem #justgiveme20minutestoprepare #healthdepartmentregulations #readingisfundamental #beblessedkweens

YAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAASSSS!!! Wheeeewww church, the devil is a liar, but these shondalabobbie pins are the truth, eeeyyyglory!! Kiesha, guuurrrlll this really gives me hope!!! Cause if this KWEEN, can find the time, energy, determination and 68 sensible bobbie pins to hold down 16 strands of over processed hair, SUUUURRRREEELLLY I can find a Dom.Masc.Discreet.Top. with good credit and low self esteem to love me AND ONLY ME, praise the LORDT!!!! #waitingpatientlyonthelordt #bottomingbyfaith #notbysight #justthrobbingonthepromisechurch #whewglory #blessed #shehashadit #525600bobbiepins #forabout20strandsofhair #hairbyoj #yougottalockitdowntowearthecrown #amen #happymondaykweens #shesback (at Bail Bonds Express)

Whew Kweens, I know I haven't posted in awhile, and not because I'm over it, or out of material or anything like that, quite the opposite actually!!! I'm coming back sooo soon Keisha, but first I have to take the proper steps to making this a safe and fun space for every party involved, as well as protecting myself and my artistic freedom!!! FOR THE RECORD, anything and everything I post on this site is out of pure celebration, love, life and true obsession with each and every KWEEN!! #saintpray #ijustpaidrent #onthe10th #whichisstilllate #theresnowayicanaffordtobesued #idhavetoturntoomanytricksforthat #imdoublejointedandall #buteventhesaintshaveadayoff #comingbacksosoon #barewithme #shehashadit

Wheeewwwww Kiesha, guuurrrrrllll if Christmas manger baby Jesus don't stop by here right now, I'm legit going to jail!!! #yallprayforme #imfertile #high #doublejointed #andmorewillingthanever #themcrunkmasbrowniesjustkickedin #icantstopcryinglaughing #dead #yaaassss (at South Portland, Maine)

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS KWEEENS YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Whew Kiesha gurrrrlll, this reminds of the time we got high on poppers and watched the The Wiz Live backwards in slow motion!!!! IM SLAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!! #forleasenavidad #imdead #literallydead #likemycreditscore #andmycolon #shehashadit #blessed (at The Rusty Knot)