#workseverytime

I set a little jar of vinegar out and put a few drops of dish soap in it. They go in because they like the smell of the vinegar but they can't climb back out because it's too slippery. - Rick Rubin On how to capture the Avett Brothers

Pro-tip: got a cat who doesn’t like to sit in your lap? Get a box, put it on your lap and offer ‘em some fresh catnip! #WorksEveryTime #lapcat #boxcat (at Pflugerville, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUbdsg9gkYr/?utm_medium=tumblr

One of my never-fail techniques for getting people to pet me: poof the floof 🐻 Coupled with the jazz leg, I am irresistible! #workseverytime #petme https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ZiEKxF8Hi/?igshid=17ikj3lfl5ogy

Another Augusta Streetscape Improvements proposal presentation in the books. I hit 'em with the old "We see difficult challenges as opportunities to shine" closing so I'm pretty sure we got the job, 👍😁😜👌 #workseverytime #Beardgineering #augustaga #environmentalengineering #challenges #opportunity #suitandtie #sofreshandsoclean #purpletie #beard (at Augusta Downtown Historic District) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs8x6VhgBig/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=j23ns9wut6mo

Shield 45, works every time ✊ #t5customkydex #t5militia #mandpmonday #smithandwesson #shield #45acp #billydee #workseverytime #gunlife #gunsofinstagram #concealedcarry #everydaycarry #igmilitia #2a #molonlabe #pewpew #pewpewlife #progun #pro2a #kydex #kydexholster #kydexdaily #kydexlife #kydexpro #kydexforger #igshooters

Illustrated by Michael J DiMotta

Every single cult leader: God wants me to fuck your wife

When nothing else works give ’em the ol’ razzle dazzle