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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.
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10 years playing summer ultimate. Our team has gone from winning no games to winning the league championship.
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II
i went to his website and saw even more great art! sharing some more which i particularly appreciated
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imagining a small unincorporated "town" in the desert that has become the domain of a small public sanitation deity.
it all starts with a big green dumpster just showing up one morning, right on the edge of town, in its own little meticulously crafted dumpster corral of rich adobe, with intricate, colorful tiling scrolling across the concrete pad it sat upon. A little janitor's closet shed attached to it with a stock of various brooms and mops, as well as a mop sink/water fountain.
No matter how full, it always seems to have just enough room for the thing you're trying to throw away.
Every Thursday morning, the dumpster is emptied. Nobody knows by who. There is no branding on the dumpster.
The residents say some Thursday mornings, they hear the hydraulics of a garbage truck, the hiss and clang of the mysterious dumpster being emptied; the resonant thump as it's set back down. Always when you're just waking up, in the first few flutters of your eyelids.
Nobody ever hears it approach, or has caught it driving away.
Somebody empties the streetside bins. Nobody remembers there being streetside garbage cans before.
The roadkill around the town gets taken care of quickly. The residents who attempt to maintain a garden in this arid settlement find out where the remains wind up, and a surprising improvement in the quality of the earth.
shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it
they added another luftballon while you were sleeping
Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and
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advice to straight men from lesbians in an article titled "heterosexual outreach" by nancy ford, published in "dimensions" may 1995
flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing
im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this
I raise it to
My mom thought it was an elephant standing on four turtles
Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:
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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
