“Everything else is just Distraction and Glitter”

Delighted by the mental images this evokes.

most fucked up name in the world definitely has to be Hank

sounds like a goose being rolled up like a tube of toothpaste

Why fic no climb out of my head and lie down in paper? Why must I write fic? ☹

you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

yeah like when people say “normalise” about everything and I’m like, I don’t care how normal it is, I just want people to stop being punished for being weird. We can either attempt to normalise everything one by one, or we can do the whole thing in one fell swoop of “so what if it is weird? Nothing wrong with a bit of weird”

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"