as a tree-

mutuals like if I can call you bro, reblog if I can call you girl (like girrrlll shut up stahpp)

and by bro I also mean like dawg, broski, ect

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

i hate getting attached to someone i wanna grow on you like moss not wait for a fucking text back this sucks

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

unfortunately divas you have to let people love you

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

I was so crazy back then (1 hour ago)

I was so crazy back then (1 hour ago)

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance