Sheep Detector

congratulatiosn! it is a the creature.

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There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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whuhjh

Today isn't Monday tho...

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and whimsical.

nope, no sheep here

No sheep here.

Yup, that's sheep.

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gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

Woah mama I'm a gimmick blog

no sheep here

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

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yup, that's one of those

Let’s herd some ungulates with mama

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guys we need to get it to 3k likes

Seeing a video essay on us would be sick /piss

SUMMONED

im being summoned like a jojo stand alr

baa

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

sheep things i imagine

putbull things i imagine

wooldog

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love scifi stuff assuming madness follows disconcerting or lacking embodiment when looking down and not seeing your body is the most normal thing ever. Consider maneuvering a laundry basket down the stairs. What feelings does this engender in you? Urgency and focus, attention to orientation, a receptivity to the immediate relevance of any new stimuli, maybe. Not catastrophe. Looking down and not seeing your body is totally fine! Close your damn eyes and try it! It’s such a funny meme to me when it crops up in scifi, after playing in VR. Please trust me that if you astrally project somehow and freak out about it it will be because you are a nervous person, and not because sensory dislocation is intrinsically incompatible with human sanity.

Yeah. I've yelled about this before: humans are naturally cyborgs. If we weren't, we couldn't use utensils or pencils. Changing our internal body map to include the tools we're using is one of the many mental adaptations we have as a tool-using species, and I don't see why we wouldn't be able to adapt to weirder things.

love scifi stuff assuming madness follows disconcerting or lacking embodiment when looking down and not seeing your body is the most normal thing ever. Consider maneuvering a laundry basket down the stairs. What feelings does this engender in you? Urgency and focus, attention to orientation, a receptivity to the immediate relevance of any new stimuli, maybe. Not catastrophe. Looking down and not seeing your body is totally fine! Close your damn eyes and try it! It’s such a funny meme to me when it crops up in scifi, after playing in VR. Please trust me that if you astrally project somehow and freak out about it it will be because you are a nervous person, and not because sensory dislocation is intrinsically incompatible with human sanity.

Yeah. I've yelled about this before: humans are naturally cyborgs. If we weren't, we couldn't use utensils or pencils. Changing our internal body map to include the tools we're using is one of the many mental adaptations we have as a tool-using species, and I don't see why we wouldn't be able to adapt to weirder things.