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Tim Burton’s Edward Scissorhands; as told by text posts, Part 2

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its-hp-bitch

snape snape severus snape snape snape severus snape

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DuMbLeDoRe

nxcrofancy

RON. RON. RON WEASLEY.

fandom-asylum

Hermione. Hermione. Hermione Hermione Hermione!

immoralvegetable-deactivated201

Harry potter! Harry Potter! Harry Potter! Harry Potter!

its-hp-bitch

Snape! Harry! SNApe! HARry! SNAPe! HARRy! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY!

moist-astronaut

DUMBLDOOOOOOOOOORE

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

termytheantisocialbutterfly

Um wat

grannythots-deactivated20190917

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.

scandals galore in that damn superdome.

moneyltd

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

woodelf68

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

thenightling

….

*Stares*

…Why?

imagine-sebstan

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

business-as-usual-bats

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

rubysapphrald

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

striffyisme

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

bradleykowe-deactivated20190126

Its is offical the tellies had a sex with each other and cannot unsee this

roccocantodea

warmkush-deactivated20160119

the cake says 3 but there are at least 6 rats pictured

cyberjock-deactivated20250329

they are all brothers and they are all turning 3

invalid0000

thank you for clearing that up, i was a bit confused

incognegroo

Big mood

pioneerman

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

icameas-roman

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

maybeacrush

Died laughing!!! 😂

bradleykowe-deactivated20190126

😂😂😂 fucking screaming 😂

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danielhowell

new video! my mission to find happiness (and more things to put in my mouth)

Trying To Live My Truth

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alisonzai

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healthy-adult

i just forced all of my coworkers to watch this with me

cumuluscanis-deactivated2019060

I just woke my brother up and forced him to watch this with me

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kittykat8311

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

softly-speaking-valkyrie

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

kittykat8311

It’s important!

mollytwos

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

kittykat8311

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

steampunkette

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

kittykat8311

This is a good note, thank you

rutabegaville-blog

This why they boop you. :)

ephuyrie-deactivated20180427

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

kittykat8311

This is also good to know, thank you!

deactivated-drawing

Thank fucking god

dreamameme

teegzz-deactivated20170105

Damn tinkle winkle got deep

livelegatolagrange-deactivated2

Isn’t that Po?

aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated

Does it matter?

squidbot-deactivated20161114

does anything matter anymore…

unfocusedmind

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plagueutopia-deactivated2023021

It’s back

intheworstofways

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

oakh4rt

this will always be my favorite

dangerousnotbroken

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

endlessxalwayss

anti-socialtrash

@shedofleaf I feel like you would get this

shedofleaf-blog

YES

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vinduster

big-papa-huge-time

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement.

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

sickpage

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

t-hy-lla

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

girlwithalessonplan

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.

vampirepunch-deactivated2015040

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

avatarofnightmares-deactivated2

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

dduane

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

anagrammatical-blog

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

elusivebrew

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

jumpingjacktrash

ok but so do we

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