shay_lem

i drew travis pony first so ill post travis pony first.

LYFTING TIPS FOR Y'ALL BC I'VE NEVER GOTTEN CAUGHT EXPECT FOR LAST YR BC MY MOM WALKED INTO THE SMALL AISLE I WAS IN. 😍🤞

Okay okay so imma start off w clothes. Whenever I go somewhere like the mall, I dress like I'm middle class or higher. (As an alt kid)

you don't want workers suspecting you're poor and would steal because you don't have the money for items.

This is typically how i would dress:

Baggy but screams cha-ching. Ykwim? 🤪 if you r a broke babe go to a thrift store.

ADVICE HERE.

under these baggy clothes wear tight clothes, like leggings or tights. Shove items like face masks or anything that'll fit inside the leggings/tights

Under the sleeves wear 2-4 elastic hair bands to squeeze in concealers, lipsticks, gum, etc.

Ex (bc I'm bad at explaining.) :

Socks. You can fit a ton of shit in your socks when you have baggy pants over them. Just need to be sneaky, like go in a corner and pretend to tie your shoes.

Use big cups like stanleys or anything similar to that. Just be careful bc it makes a lot of noise if the stuff inside it moves. 😗 its jst ice trust!😺

bags: dont use huge bags, empty out a normal sized one and use that. If you're looking to lyft clothes use a zip-up tote bag and be careful <3

If your parents check your bag, like mine, after shopping I recommend just using your body to conceal shit. 😭

Pockets: jst wear mens pants atp. Men got deep pockets.

If you wanna get necklaces, rings, or bracelets just take them out the whatever they're in and put them on (in a changing room or pretend to look at stuff while unpackaging). 🤞 if your parents r suspicious hide the necklace under your shirt and rings in ur pocket, braclets under sleeves.

okay if ur big back like me and wanna get candy, start shoving the shit in your pants. If its a bag of something like freeze dried skittles YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BAG FAM. 💔

Remember large corporations only! ❤️ have fun and safe 'shopping' ;) <3 xoxo