Have a little paradise

and the star is already on top! :~)

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

As a Canadian, I approve.

same

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

Because true.

OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—

@redridesagain

What

W HAT THE F UUUCKKK!>?!>?!!??!

… I don’t understand why this mesmerized me, but gosh-dang, it sure did. 

Yes, to all

Holy shit, that Amsterdam looks delicious.

The amsterdam leapt out at me, too.

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

Okay. But how do you draw lettuce?

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 1000 NOTES

How you tellin me you up in here showin off your robot brain super hand cube solver twenty nine second wizzbizz flabbergast and you wonderin where these notes being from.

wait….what

I read these in @mydrunkkitchen‘s voice and it made it even better.