Nice ™

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

I think this website is really weird about nonbinary people

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

@pangur-and-grim

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as