Willow The Big Dumb Wolf

been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

quit going to work like a jerk and come play toys with the boys

the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.

did you just insult prog rock? dude... you're seriously gonna make me Fripp out. i may be a Gentle Giant but you'll be breathing through an Aqualung if you keep this up. Yes.

i hope mormons have a huge schism that culminates in a civil war in utah and nobody survives and all the crumbl cookies close and all the dirty sodas go off the menus and music gets a little less annoying for a minute

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

overheard comment today : mate the fucking....rosemary and sea salt focaccia.....madness brother