Willow The Big Dumb Wolf

me: *takes a bite of egg* guy in suit: you've been egged me: what the fuck guy in suit: you're at 0 fate points and 5 charlie brown stocks, how are you gonna make like a deer and get the egg out of there me: what the fuck are you saying guy in suit, sweating: i am just a normal guy, and you and me and the rest of the egg gang are gonna pull this together, so what do you wanna do me, choking on egg: what the fuck are you saying

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

@localairport does this young man even have a pilots license

I’ll be real with you we don’t actually check, if you walk in with confidence and a pair of keys we dont question it.

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them