Willow The Big Dumb Wolf

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.