Shakespeare Was Bi.

i believe you (truthful)

#SCARY

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

where's that meme photo of the bedraggled mouse(?) and it's like "I get 4 hours of sleep and look at me I'm fresh"

YEAH BLESS YOU

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

Ebroiderers are to be feared, for their precision, dedication, and patience to stab something many MANY times.

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean