SHANE

Muse, sing to me of this slippery slick

It has come to my attention that slick means something different to me than it does to the general public

Op, pray tell what does slick mean to you

A shrewd untrustworthy person :( like it says on the Miriam Webster:(

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

The target audience for my art is myself

My second target audience is the gays, the religiously traumatized and the old man likers

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

why don't they make prebuilt sheds you can buy online that are multistory and circular with a conical roof. why can't i buy a wizard tower. for my backyard. home depot should sell it in a bundle with the skeleton. they're missing out on valuable wizard dollars. they're like regular dollars but covered in glitter and weed smell.

how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

stray cat that's very affectionate and enjoys spending time on the porch with you but disappears once a week and after a while you think you'll never see them again until you open the front door and theyre sleeping in your boots

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts