I think Shane's first swear words should have been when he received his first participation trophy or certificate and he just goes "what the fuck is this 😐" very much unappreciative of the concept

anyway today I am thinking about ilya [guy who ghosted his hookup for six months after telling him they were nothing] absolutely BOOKING IT to that bathroom after shane. bursting in there all out of breath and then realizing that might make him look like he gaf so he has to do a totally casual and indifferent lean against uh… the paper towel dispenser. to imply that he just wandered in here by chance and is feeling very cool calm and collected. soooo lol. come here often

I go CRAZY over Shane calling Ilya 'baby' I am like a dog in heat holy shit

When Ilya said “come here” and then Shane said “no you come here” and then they both came hered <3

shane would not care abt sharing a toothbrush w ilya but if he ever found out that ilya and cliff shared a toothbrush accidentally for a week hed be DISGUSTED. and ilya would say “you are such a hypocrite u use my toothbrush allllll the time” and shanes like??? i also put my tongue in your ass whats ur point???

love men who fall into "my girl is mad at me i hope i die" category but who also regularly do things to piss their girl off. duality of man