The Best It Can Do Is Fart

One thing I’m going to make a habit of if I ever have kids is asking “do you want the fast answer or the full answer? »

Sometimes kids will ask “what are clouds made of?” And you can say “water” and they will be like “okay.”

Hannibal is the funniest show to ever air because Hannibal is supposed to be this quiet, polite, unassuming doctor that nobody would suspect, like when he kills someone in his office in “self defense” and everyone is like “wow…you took him down in a fight? That’s crazy.” But the problem is they cast Mads Mikkelsen who is in fact six feet tall and like 200 pounds and built like a brick house in a well tailored suit so Will Graham is like “he MURDERS people”

this show exists in an alternate reality where we the viewer have to accept that someone could say “there’s something off about that guy” and then people who have spent their whole lives profiling dangerous murderers sit down in a library with this man

the Pedro Pascal triangle