Doing My Dark Bidding On The Internet

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

i don't support all women's rights & wrongs some of you are terfs

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #this is true murder and villainy is fine but i draw the line at being an exclusionary freak /End ID]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.