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i dont know anything about this man but now I must
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Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes
Is Xavier Woods. Member of the longest reigning tag-team champs in WWE history
Originally posted by mattyyoriginal
Owner of his own YouTube channel that features wrestlers playing video games
Originally posted by frankiemarko
Certified nerd who is the self-described bard of the party who plays his trumpet to debuff the enemy team, was billed out of the Power Rangerâs home town in his NXT days, and showed up to a Wrestlemania match in full super sayin gear with a unicorn horn attached to his head
Originally posted by wrestling-giffer
Basically itâs as though the internet came together to make a WWE superstar and itâs no surprise that heâs part of the best damn act this company has
Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes
TL;DR: Xavier Woods for WWE champ
The New Day are my favourite tag-team right now. Xavier is amazing.
Lest we forget that he also cosplayed the likes of Jem, Krang, Kano and Garnet along with playing the victory theme from FF7 on his trombone, having the Tri-Force tattooed on his arm and name dropping everything from Steven Universe to Hamilton to Pokemon GO in his promos (the latter of which got him boos for proclaiming âTeam Valor for life!â), but heâs also achieved his Bachelors in psychology, his Masterâs in philosophy and has recently obtained his PhD in educational psychology while still signed under WWE.
Needless to say, Xavier Woods is a damn inspiration. Black excellence with a unicorn horn.
THE NEW DAY COSPLAY UPDATE:
Yeah. They did THAT.Â
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Master List of Soulmate AUs
Edit: Updated 13/Aug/2017
[ALL THE LINKS HERE] <- Easier reblogging
Iâve been posting Soulmate AU Lists. Since Iâll get tired of linking every list individually on each and every post I make, and because itâs pretty disorganized, I decided to compile them all into one big list. So that means this post will constantly be edited and whatnot. (Yet somehow itâs still disorganized.)
[Part 1]Â [Part 2]Â [Part 3]Â [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [More TBA] (Full list below, these are just the posts the lists are from)Â
ââSTART OF LISTââ
âSomething Written/Drawnâ
-Each othersâ names on their wrist/palm/etc
-Names on both wrist, one soulmate other enemy, canât tell which one is which
-Each otherâs initials on their wrist/palm/etc
-Each othersâ first words to one another
-Each othersâ last words (to one another)
-Same marking on each otherâs skin
- Each soulmate has one half of a quote that is important to their relationship.
-A timer for when they shall first meet
-A timer for when the other dies
-Timer counting up and stops when youâll meet your soulmate
-Timer starts counting the moment you meet your soulmate
-Writing that says how old your soulmate will be when you meet
- Everyone is born with a unique number only they and their soulmates have.Â
-Writing that says what your soulmate is most passionate about
-Your soulmateâs feelings about you is written on your body
-Your soulmates first impression/thoughts about you is written on your body
-Written on your palm is what your soulmate is thinking
- Each year imprinted on your arm, whispered in a dream, sent in a mail or whatever, is a hint to who/where is your soulmate.Â
- Each day on your arm is a particular event your soulmate will face today. (Examples: Promotion, family death, new pet, meeting soulmateâŚ)
-Every night you receive a message about a random sentence your soulmate has said that day.Â
-You have a watch that says the timezone your soulmate is in
-The first drawing you see from your soulmate is tattoo-ed on your skin
-Meter of how dangerous your soulmate is
-Meter of how in danger your soulmate is
- A touch from your soulmate will leave an imprint there (like a different coloured area on your skin, or a symbol, or name)
- Ink marks (similar to tattoos) are on your body. When your soulmate is in the vicinity, itâll slowly move, as if reaching out. When you two touch, the tattoos will connect with each other.
-Counter (maybe on your palm) that depicts how many times you pass your soulmate
-Timer of how much time you spent with your soulmate
-Timer of how much time you donât spend with your soulmate (maybe only in effect after you meet them)
-You only get the first letter of your soulmateâs name
- The first (or last) words your soulmate speaks every day is written on your arm.
- The first sentence you say to your soulmate is written on yourself (after you say it, maybe). Â
- The most important thing your soulmate says to you is written on you.
- The most important thing your soulmate says (to you?) that day will be written on you.
- The most frequent thing your soulmate says to you is written on you.
- Thereâs a symbol (or written words) of what weather your soulmate is experiencing right now (or going to experience later in the day).
âChanged Visionâ
-See colour for the first time when you meet, fades away when they die
-Will only see shades of your soulmateâs eye colour until you meet
-Can only see colour to places your soulmateâs been/touched
- Human beings themselves and everything they touch is monochrome, until they meet their soulmate. Then everything they touch is in colour (except for human beings who arenât your soulmate).
-Everyone is technically âblindâ. You can only see what your soulmate sees (until you meet them maybe)
âDifferent Abilitiesâ
-See/hear/speak/etc for the first time when you meetÂ
-Being next to soulmate heals injuries
- You stop aging at a certain age, until you meet your soulmate and grow old together.
- Everyone has super powers, but when soulmates are together their powers are nullified by each other.
- Everyone has weak powers, but when soulmates are together their powers are amplified
-Have the same super power
-Soulmates have opposite powers from each other (fire and water, invisibility and high noticeability, etc)
- Teleport to each others side
- Everyone has the ability to manipulate the force of wind to an extent. The wind blows in the direction of where their soulmate is. (Maybe the wind is stronger depending on your bond)
- Everyone has powers, and when you meet your soul mate you swap powers. (Probably have to hang out with them to get pointers on your new powers)
- You can cast one portal anywhere and so does your soulmate. Your portal leads to your soulmateâs portal and vice versa.
âSharingâ
-Get the same emotions as your soulmate does (Theyâre sad, youâre suddenly sad)Â
- Get the same injuries as your soulmate does
-When you get sick, so does your soulmate
-Soulmates share the same handwriting
-Soulmates share the same fingerprints
-You share your knowledge with your soulmate
-You share your temperature with your soulmate
- Songs sung by your soulmate is stuck in your head.
-Â Whatever music that is stuck in your soulmateâs head is stuck in yours too.
-Thereâs a radio in everyoneâs heads that they share with their soulmates, the two(?) of you can change the tunes
-Unique song imprinted in your mind that only you and your soulmate knows
-Have the same tics at the same time (verbal tics, drumming fingers, humming, etc)
-Cellphones between soulmates are in the same condition (cracked screens are in the same places)
-If youâre having a good/bad day, your soulmate will have the same amount of good/bad day. (Or alternatively, the opposite)
- Thereâs a small screen only visible to you that allows you to see what your soulmate is seeing (think kind of like those video games with splits screens)
- Soulmates share the same afterlife  Â
-Have the same heart beat
-Heartbeat morse code for soulmates name
-Soulmateâs heart beat on your wrist
-Everyone has life points/years left in their life, and people can give their soulmates their own life points/years if theyâre lacking
-Whenever you lose an item (like a sock), it ends up in your soulmatesâ possession somehow
-Everyone has a different sky that is shared with their soulmate (except clouds/sun/moon stay in the same position for everybody, so weather is not affected). Everyone has the ability to draw on the sky, making splash of colours or little notes for only them and their soulmate to see.
- Everyone receives a special accessory (hat, watch, necklace, bracelet, etc) that is exactly alike with their soulmate. Many people, when they meet their soulmate, like to swap theirs with the other.
- Taste the things your soulmate is eating/drinking.
- You share talents with your soulmate.
- Everything you record is sent to your soulmate.
- Everybody has some type of tablet thing thatâs a shared space you and your soulmate can draw on.
- Wake up and sleep at the same time.
âCommunicationâ
- Telepathic link with your soulmate.
-Write something on your own skin, appears on the otherâs skin as well
-Meet soulmate in dreams every night (with the ability to interact)
-Can meet soulmate any time in a shared mind space
-Before you die, you get to send one last message to your soulmate
-You can send one item to your soulmate every year (or whenever)
-You have this limited stack of sticky notes. Write whatever you want on it, and that note would magically appear somewhere in your soulmateâs line of sight during that day.Â
- Soulmates can communicate with each other in a language only they understand.
âChanged Physical Featuresâ
-Your eyes are your soulmateâs hair colour, changes when they dye it
-Everyone has heterochromia, one eye is your natural colour the other is your soulmateâs natural colour. Once you meet all eyes return to natural colour.Â
-Your hair colour is your soulmateâs sexuality flag (remember that there can be platonic soulmates, and that sometimes you can be soulmates with someone but theyâre not soulmates with you)
- Once you meet your soulmate, you grow wings like an angel. You gain one new feather each time something special happens between you two. When your soulmate dies, you lose all your feathers and can no longer fly.
âRestrictionsâ
- It is impossible to lie to your destined soulmate.
- Under a curse until you meet your soulmateÂ
- They have to say each otherâs name to figure out theyâre soulmates.
- Only your soulmate can kill you.
-The only voice in the world you can/canât hear is your soulmateâs
-If you donât find your soulmate by your #th birthday, you die
-Everyone wears a mask. You get to finally take it off when you meet the one with your identical mask, your soulmate.
-Youâre stuck in a room filled with clones (with maybe slight differences) of your soulmate. You need to kill all except your soulmate or else you wonât get out/be together.
- On top of everybodyâs head is the name of their soulmate. You canât see your own. If you tell somebody their soulmateâs name, something unfortunate/death will happen to them/yourself/a soulmate.
-Your soulmate is invisible to you until you figure out a certain trigger.
- If anyone except for your soulmate says your name, you die
- Opposite of the above, if your soulmate says your name you die
-The only words you can say is your soulmates name until you meet them.
-You canât harm your soulmate
-You can only harm your soulmate
-You have a limited number of words, and you can only recharge when youâre with your soulmate (when you use up your word count, you die)
âExperiences/Actionsâ
- When you meet your soulmate, time stops for a month for everyone besides you two.
-For a month, you and your soulmates have to go through different soulmate AUs each day (ooh you can use my lists for ideas *cough cough*)
-Each year at a certain age, soulmates are paired together into some sort of battle royal thing, best OTP wins
-At the corner of your eye, you can see a blurry vision of whatever your soulmate is doing (like sitting down drinking coffee in your living room, even though theyâre doing this in another area)
-Soulmates can switch lives whenever they feel like it
-When you meet your soulmate for the first time, you get a flashback/relive their entire lives
-Similar to above, except you get glimpses of their future
-Before you die, you flash through your soulmateâs entire life (what they were doing before they met you, if theyâve ever lied to you, etc
-Hidden in dreams, but never interacting, is your soulmate
-A certain time frame began to loop, and the only way for it to stop is to find your soulmate
- You will keep looping your life until you meet your soulmate.
- Legend says that if you fold 1000 paper (Cranes? Planes? Rabbits? Anything really) You can meet your soulmate.
- Everyday, you have the chance to spin a wheel that will determine an event your soul mate will face. (Some people may avoid it for bad luck, others may spin it for the slim chance of your soulmate getting a cure for their illness or something)
-Thereâs this special video game where your partner is your soulmate. You only get to meet if the two of you finish the game.
-At the age of sixteen, everyone goes into another world for two years, hanging out with their soulmate. Time is warped to make sure the two of you are sixteen in this world. When the two years are up, youâre sent back into the real world, with fractured memories of what happened. These foggy memories make it hard to find them again. (Numbers can be changed.)Â
- The first time you touch your soulmate, youâre forced to relive their best day and/or worst day of their lives (past or future).
- Human beings die on their 25th birthday (or any number). To prevent this, they have to meet their soulmate. But only one of them can survive.
- If you havenât met your soulmate but have been in the same vicinity of each other (like passing each other on a street or in the same building), that day will keep repeating until you find each other.
- Once you meet your soulmate youâre literally stuck to each other for the rest of the day.
âCompassesâ
- A red string tied around your pinky is connected to your soulmateâs pinky (when the two of you are in a certain distance)
- You can only see the string of fate when you close your eyes.
-Temperature gets hotter the nearer they are, colder when they are further away
-Each person has a spirit animal that can lead you to your soulmate
-If you send off a paper airplane, it shall reach (or move in the direction of) your soulmate.
- Counter of how many footsteps away you are from your soulmate
- Your soulmate leaves coloured footprints only visible to you
- Throwing something you love on the full moon will land on your soul mate
-You can feel a tug from wherever your soulmate is. These may either be automatic, or have stronger tugs whenever your soulmate is in distress.
- Each soulmate pair has a constellation, and the constellation that you perceive to be the brightest is pointing towards where your soulmate is.
âHintsâ
-You get a photograph of your soulmate and vice versa, somehow (Could be yearly, could be at a certain age, could be a photo of when you first met, etc)
-The voice in your head (example: your conscious) is your soulmateâs voice (by that I meant that they have the same voice, not thatâs itâs your soulmateâs personality in your headâ yâknow, take it as you will)
- Every year, you receive a puzzle piece. The whole picture is your soulmateâs name/appearance/location/etc.
-Mysterious letter detailing to one person when theyâll meet, and another letter detailing where theyâll meet to their soulmate, but not both (Person A gets when theyâll meet, Person B gets where theyâll meet)
-Letter about details of how the meeting between soulmates go (example: âyou get pushed into a lake by a guy in a duck suit and your soulmate helps youâ, etc)
-Bubbles gives you a blurry glimpse into your soulmateâs world (visions of possessions, friends, family, laughter, crying, etc)
- Everyone holds a locket with their soulmateâs picture, but it can only open when certain conditions are met
- Instead of removing flower petals for âloves me, loves me notâ the flower petals dictate whether youâll meet in this lifetime (âmeet me, meet me notâ) and itâs forever accurate.
- Everyone has memories of their soulmate in their past life.
- Everyone receives a picture of their soulmate (at a certain age) taken the year they met.Â
- Thereâs a point system in life. You can purchase clues as to who your soulmate is for 50 (or any number) points.
- You get to meet the parents of your childrenâs soulmates.
- You dream of the place of where youâll meet your soulmate.
- The first picture you and your soulmate are in will be sent to you on a birthday (which can be tricky if it was, for example, a class photo. Or a newspaper picture of a crowd).
âYour Soulmateâ
-If you and your soulmate possess the same item, itâll glow
-Everyone has a special pen/marker/drawing utensil. Using it, the lines are thicker when their soulmates feel strong emotions, thinner when theyâre feeling weak, run out of ink when they die, etc.
-Thereâs this special block of clay that represents your soulmate. It has a special colour and changes forms depending on how your soulmate is feeling.
- Thereâs an object that changes colour depending on what mood your soulmate is in
-Reflecting in the mirrors is the appearance of your soulmate
-Plant that represents the soulmate
-Receive piece of cloth with soulmateâs scent
-You get a notification whenever your soulmate is asleep or awake (like a real life friends list)
-Everyone gets a list of their soulmateâ worst qualities
-Everyone is born knowing their soulmateâs (future) biggest secret
-List detailing the differences between you and your soulmate
- You can sense when your soulmate is in distress
-Whenever you have a question, your soul mate has the answer.
-Once youâre an adult, you get kicked out of the house until you find your soulmate.
-Everyone gets little books of what people think about their soulmate (but never said out loud)
- Everyone has a device to check if the other person is their soulmate (like a light thatâs red when itâs not and green when it is). It gets brighter when theyâre full of life, dimmer when they get sick, and out of batteries when theyâre dead.
- Literal sparks fly when youâre near your soulmate, soothing for the two of you but static shock for others.
- Your level of talent at a hobby is determined by how close you are with your soulmate.
- The outline of your shadow is your soulmate.
- You meet your soulmate the day after the worst event of your life.
- Everyone somehow owns a creature who possesses the same (general) personality as your soulmate.
ââEND OF LISTââ
Okay yeah my organization skills kinda stink, but I did my best. And hey, categories! You can ask me for more of a specific category if youâd like and if I can, Iâll think up some more for that specific category. (I also know that some AUs fit in multiple categories but blerghâŚ)
Enjoy! You can use any of these without permission, half of these arenât mine anyway (but if you do tell me youâll use one Iâll be giddy that you read this and itâll make my day, I swear). Happy writing! :D
Thanks for making this list! Used some of these way back when I didnât have a Tumblr account.
Glad I can reblog it now! :D
@raendown Ideas for your SMC?
*cackles in mad author*
Okay but think about how, in the alternate 2012 timeline, the Time Heist Squad left behind an entire elevator full of Hydra agents who think Captain America is one of them. Think about how Captain America just had his patriotic butt whooped by a doppelgänger who told him Buckyâs still alive and then complimented his ass. He must be so confused. The Hydra agents must be so confused, but like, theyâre Hydra. Itâs probably in the Secret Evil Organization Handbook to never, ever talk about whoâs in it. Itâs like the very first rule of being a successful sci-fi Nazi: If you somehow get a guy called Captain America to join a secret Nazi organization, you do not talk about it. You keep that on the down low so that you have the ultimate double agent on your side. So Captain America is probably wandering around in the Good Olâ 21st century, confused out of his mind, likely wondering what WiFi is and how he can find Bucky and where he can find Bucky and how could Bucky still be alive and is it Americaâs ass, really? And then one of the SHIELD agents that heâs met maybe like, twice before walks up to him and before Steve can even give so much as a How Do You Freakinâ Do the motherduffer is whispering Hail Hydra in Steve âI committed multiple felonies for the chance to punch Hitler in the face and I never actually got to do itâ Rogersâs ear and shoving a briefcase full of soldier enhancement serum and Pentagon secrets and like, the secret recipe for Coca-Cola or whatever it is that secret Nazi organizations care about into his hand. And Steve. Steve may not know how Twitter works. He may not know emoji etiquette yet. He may not know why bananas are suddenly so weird or why having a lot of people following you is now a good thing. But Steve. Steve knows how to fight him some Nazis. He takes the suitcase. He Hail Hydras back. And then he busts his (Americaâs) ass back to Avengers Tower like guys you will not believe what is going down I thought we were done with Nazis in the FORTIES. Cue the Avengers trying to take down Hydra super early in the game without anyone knowing itâs the Avengers that are attacking the Hydra bases so that Steve can keep playing the double agent. Cue them trying to figure out who they can trust and who they canât in SHIELD. And every timeâevery timeâthey bring someone else into the fold, they have to explain to them they have an agent whoâs infiltrated Hydra, and every time, the person in question thinks itâs Natasha.
And no. Itâs Steve.
âHow in the hell did you convince them that Captain America is a Nazi?â
And thatâs the best part.
Because they have no idea.
Everything Has Changed: Masterlist
Summary: Things have returned to normal, life goes on. The avengers are still needed to clean up the shit left in the world.
Life goes on.
But neither Steve or Bucky are settled, truly happy, without an omega. As two strong alphaâs who have lived longer and seen more than most, they know the pull of an omega, the right omega. They just havenât found the right one.
After crossing paths with the kid, Peter, theyâre are hit with the faint yet captivating scent of an omega.
Maybe he brushed past the omega in passing, maybe the kid knew them. It didnât matter. That faint scent called not just to Steve, but to Bucky as well.
They want their omega, and they will stop at nothing until they have them.
Prologue
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8

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Thank you for always being there for me. Thank you for always having my back. Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for never giving up on me. Thank you for being the best Dad in the world. I love you more than words can say. Happy father's day! https://www.instagram.com/p/ByxYr2VHAT5h5m3HduWUp-TIPtVR2bvRlkH4RI0/?igshid=19gkgmq9uku4o
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In Infinity War, it is Bucky that Steve sees disintegrating in front of his eyes, a position that is occupied, contextually and narratively, by the most important person a hero could lose. But for Steve, unlike any of the other heroes who lose their loves, this is not the first time he has watched Bucky slip from between his fingers, it is not even the second, it is not even the third. Time and time, movie after movie, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes battle fiercely for each other, defend each other, protect each other, and always, always, lose each other, and yet it is Peggy that Steve mentions in his therapy group as the loss that haunts him. Peggy who has been dead for almost eight years now. in Steve Rogersâs life. Peggy, who has nothing to do with the snap at all. Peggy, when it is Bucky who blew into the wind.
This repeats, egregiously, as the team suits up to fight Thanos for the first time in the movie, with Steve looking at Peggyâs picture in his compass before telling Nat that âif this doesnât work, [he] doesnât know what heâll do.â But if it does work, itâs Bucky heâll be getting back. Peggy has nothing to do with this narrative moment, and yet she stands in, where, for every other hero, the person they saw vanish, or whose vanishing they feel the most, is featured.
For instance, when Tony finally returns from space and Steve runs to him, Tony tells him, âI lost the kid.â [Peter]. Rocket yells at Thor to pull it together because he needs to get his family back. [Groot]. Carol and Nat both think about Nick, even though they didnât see him vanish. Clint talks about nothing except for the loss of his family. But for Steve, Bucky is carefully removed.
This article nails it so perfectly! I watched the movie a third time yesterday and that moment with the compass was so out of the blue. Itâs not about shipping a pairing rather than another, itâs just that from a narrative point of view there was no reason for Steve to look at that compass in a moment of the movie when time travel wasnât even an option they had considered. It clearly only served as a way to make Steveâs choice at the end look less shoehorned. But I donât think it worked out too well.
Never forget that the only reason Sam and Bucky have scenes together in Civil War and Infinity War is because Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan fell in love with each other after Winter Soldier and became the most iconic BFFs of the entire MCU
#Stackie is real
And special shout-out to Winston Duke who decided he wanted in on the love fest
#Winstackie

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the joker isnât harley quinnâs love interest heâs her origin story
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Originally posted by smooshywrites
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yaaaas!
I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.
Okay, okay, so short version:
Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.
Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinnâs new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.
He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since sheâs actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.
In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of âfailed Harleys,â poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Jokerâs kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sisterâs place, and gives birth there. She doesnât tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that itâs because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harleyâs behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is âMy kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.â
Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasnât love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.
Iâm no expert but I remember one more thing⌠she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.
THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.
This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was âgoalsâ
All. Of. This