Slim Shady

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

Well that was dramatic. Apparently sex toys ruin lives now

historical

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

pro tip for bad body image days: look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. average-sized cat? awww. itty bitty cat? so cute. big fat cat? mcfreakin’ adorable. cat with chubby cheeks? AMAZING. cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT. cat with scars? MY CHILD. so go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are !!

Pro black does not mean anti white.

“I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard

Pro Black does not mean anti white…So stop being offended by black pride. Quit being so insecure.

You know what’s so dang attractive? KINDNESS. PEOPLE WHO ARE KIND AND WARM AND DONT IGNORE YOU AND ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND SMILE A LOT AND LOVE PEOPLE ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION