they/them dirtbag

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

i love trans women i hope they all know that i want them to know that

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

The woke left is trying to cancel me just because I like to bathe in a tub filled entirely with the blood of my enemies. Clearly they are jealous that their skills in capture and exsanguination are far inferior to mine

i feel like a koala bc i sleep lots and eat only like only one shitty kind of food

dependence on the plant

i am 5 years old and i can barely read and i am trying to figure out if my arch got fucked or not

i dont know what a repository is and if i see a sentence longer than 10 words i start crying

luckily i have awesome friends who can help my dumbass

i am 5 years old and i can barely read and i am trying to figure out if my arch got fucked or not

i dont know what a repository is and if i see a sentence longer than 10 words i start crying