come hither, brokenhearted; here's another life.

I would let her kill me for sport

this is beceause every1 wants to be bunnieds. amd thats good.

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

(romantic) i would buy you and never use you because you r too special. like a washi tape

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Ghost Quartet”

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Ghost Quartet”

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Ghost Quartet”