Gabriel Stole My Name

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

By the way this book is over 1000 pages long

wow absolutely SICK fanart dude!!!! ...hey why did u leave out the only black character on the cast?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

really nice gift for Specifically Me when the character has an immediate and violent panic response to being held down / physically restrained. especially if their affect is usually cheerful or relaxed or reserved and this is their one "sicko mode (wildly uncharacteristic)" button.

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.