This is a clever title name. For serious.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ7shqhT/

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

trilogy

ma’am i will answer your riddles any day of the week

sphinx got him

Pretty sure she counts as monstrous lol

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body. 

Taking advantage of someone while their drunk or intoxicated is 70% of the rapes that happen. When someone’s drunk or high, they are not clear in their consent as they aren’t fully aware of what their doing. Niether can it be mutual, as again, they don’t know what they’re doing.

I can’t believe this is a real, official thing that exists??? Watch to enjoy 2 minutes of mark hammil talking to himself lmao

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

Black Lives Matter.

A comic about controlling your symptoms and trying to get other people to understand why it’s so hard to do so, in goo form

-J

Also, “I’m a goo monster. I drip goo sometimes” is the weirdest line I have ever related to in my life, and yet it’s perfect

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

She never passes the salad

“You always do this to me, Mom.”