And all that’s best of dark and bright

A warning

tomorrow

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

This is very me

If y’all non-Midwesterns think thats wild, don’t ask about the tornado chasing, for fun

This made me laugh and brought back memories and that was fun. ^-^

That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

this added 5 years to my life

enhancier

enhancier

Let your dreams come true

Must be an important raccoon.

Crime boss and their bodyguards

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff

My first thought was “Bard in D&D”, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the OP probably meant Lucio in Overwatch.

Bold of you to imply Lucio Correia dos Santos isn’t the bard of Overwatch

I hate you all

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

God bless this post

DEPLOY THE BOY