A fly that's trapped

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

She put on some corn, ???, and lobster while making dinner 2 and then went to bed. Girl you're gonna remember that when you wake up in the morning to the smell of a sketchy seafood market.

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

I'd like to point out, by the way, that she uses her blog isuggestsexualassault to pose as a transfem and go around telling people on tumblr they should be raped. not remotely shocking behavior for the person running a blog exclusively for stories of transfems committing sexual assault

no lie we thought we had more time before she dropped the fake doxxing. this shit is exhausting. the few days where TMVP wasn't posting were bliss, then she came back and I found out about the plan to throw some rando under the bus and I felt a sense of obligation to beat her to the punch and prevent a rando being doxxed and targeted. this shit fucking sucks and she's gonna keep endangering people and eventually I have to say enough is enough and it's not my job to protect people from her and actually take a goddamn break like I've been wanting to

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

i dont fuck with people that dont see the strong as fuck ice mummy as a milf, i mean its right in her name