its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

stop drinking coolers with droolers and come drink motor oil with a gargoyle. I hope this post is good when I wake up in the morning

His husband is the pokemon fan and picks out a different pokemon plush to sit in the background of each episode. Its ADORABLE.

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED