Wicked Witch of the West (Coast)

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

quit bragging

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

Wakanda Forever

@elodieunderglass please appreciate this fine beast

If I were at Hogwarts, this is what I would want to be my pet.

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.