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Actually Edgar the butler from aristocats didn’t just want madam adelaides money, he in fact swore an oath to kill all kittens after a gang of tabbys mugged and shot his father in an alley on Christmas Eve. Disney hire me.

Actually Edgar the butler from aristocats didn’t just want madam adelaides money, he in fact swore an oath to kill all kittens after a gang of tabbys mugged and shot his father in an alley on Christmas Eve. Disney hire me.

lemons and limes are the garlic and onion of the fruit world...

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my unpaid therapist, my eldest daughter

dir. martin scorcese

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks,  coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee 

Me getting off the plane to georgia: *whips out a fiddle* where the fuck is satan

On the one hand, it's obviously wrong to girlbossify the ex wives of billionaires and all. On the other hand I really want to see the trifecta completed and the resulting chaos of Grimes dumping Musk

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