mental and demented

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

the trouble with iced coffee is how u gotta anticipate ur iced coffee desires hours in advance. but alas, if i make an iced coffee now i prob won't want it in the 2 hours or whatever it takes to get cold

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

wow, okay. im actually on the spectrum. torturing people with big rusty metal hooks is my stim. not so judgmental now, are we

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

the zootopia abortion comic isnt even the worst zootopia comic. not by a long shot

You guys don't know about the comic where Nick confesses his love to Judy and she shoots him down to get dicked down by another rabbit who leaves her when she gets pregnant and now Nick says he'll help raise her kids while hoping that he'll convince her to fuck him

Or about the one where Judy and Nick are married want to have a kid so Judy starts fucking rabbits to get pregnant but secretly keeps taking her birth control bc she likes cheating on Nick and convinces him that they should have a cuckoldry relationship that involves another fox and Nick is no longer allowed to have sex at all

Or the one where Judy tries to go undercover at a strip club to find a drug ring and she becomes an addict to the point of stealing drugs from the police evidence lockers and getting her holes prolapsed by drug dealers

Or the one where Nick meets up with the otter lady from the beginning of the movie who was trying to find her missing husband, and he convinces her to fuck him while lying to her husband and kids and getting her pregnant