Shadow

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

Due to personal reasons I will be ignoring canon completely and creating my own au

sir this is my emotional support canon divergence

finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice

did you puke on her? 

that’s not important. what’s important is that she knows how i feel now

Bruh this trauma shit is wack

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

“rival” is just code for love interest