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I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
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çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation

oozey mess
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Today's Document

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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Three Goblin Art

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Jules of Nature
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You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
would you like a nice glass of
Ghoap exchange!
Hello there friends, I had a lot of fun working on this little fluffy drabble... that sort of took on a life of its own. This gift is for @mortem-writes ! They had asked for something with freckle reverence. so please, enjoy (I did not beta this at all, honestly it kept getting longer and longer and work had me pulling doubles and 12hr shifts and... well, I decided to be an over achiever I suppose... *ahem* there is art.... but below the cut. Freckles Paring: Ghoap Rating: M Words:2025

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Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:
Ignore the fun police.
If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?
If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.
Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you arenât like welding or shoveling snow.
Anyone who tries to tell you youâre wrong? Say âokayâ and go back to what you were doing. Youâre not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.
There are no caveats or addendums to this. No âbut what about x?â Nah. Youâre allowed the things you like. You donât have to justify your taste or apologize for it if itâs not hurting anyone.
And likewise, let other people live their lives. Weâre all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.
Gentle reminder that they almost definitely planted evidence on Luigi and arrested him to distract from the fact that the real UHC shooter got away with killing a billionaire. One of us successfully killed a billionaire and one of us could successfully do it again
(edit: Thompson was a millionaire but my point still stands billionaires and millionaires who make money through killing thousands gotta go)
PSA
This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):
And this is Luigi Mangione:
And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.
Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.
The adjuster left behind a backpack filled with monopoly money but no evidence, and carved "deny, defend, depose" into the bullet casings. That in itself is clear enough he doesn't need a manifesto.
Luigi was found days later, doesnt match some of the CCTV footage that is claimed to be the adjuster, somehow was still carrying a gun and an incoherent manifesto that opened by praising the police. Worth noting that the NYPD is known for planting evidence and has had 378 convictions overturned due to "officers' misconduct, [and] false testimony"
petition to rename the usa âsouth canadaâ
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caNâT BREATHE OH MY GOD
Iâm not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else youâll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@leo9thecat this oneâs for you eh! đ
@searching4sarahtonin, thereâs also this one.
(chuckle)

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imagine soaps cute little innocent girlfriend who gets insecure when he calls her "bonnie" for the first time during sex.đĽşđĽş
she'd be so sad!! whimpering and sitting up whilst cooing a little "w-who is bonnie.? i never heard of a bonnie."
soaps heart would break right then and there at her teary eyes and sniffly nose. he'd rock her and soothe her, swearing on his life that it's just a term of endearment for pretty little things like her.
you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government
they are also like this about vaccines
I love when people Kudos my fic, because that means I get to stalk their AO3 profile and steal their bookmarks to read later >:]
if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.
Art is hard rn but my brain made a paranormal investigator soapghost au and I need to share it

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CW: 18+ MDNI, ghoap x reader - dividers -> @/cafekitsune
Canât stop thinking about having to listen to the two bearish tenants in the apartment next door fucking nasty style whenever theyâre home.
Every time youâve passed them outside theyâve been nice enough- well, the one youâve properly met is, but whenever he stops you to chat, you canât help but vividly recall the way he fucks his big, brooding partner like a man starved each night.
Sadly, itâs hard to find the words to ask an imposing guy like him if he can go have sex in a hotel or something, unable to find a polite way to tell him that he sounds like an elk in heat when he fucks- so you donât. The expectant glint in his eyes told you that even if you did manage to bring it up, it would only spur him on.
The distinct and audible shuffle of moving furniture one morning as you slip on your coat to head out for work makes you hopeful theyâve decided to relocate, and as your thoughts drift later throughout your tedious shift you find yourself praying for someone nice and quiet to occupy the vacant spot; your work-addled brain dreaming up possible new tenants and their imaginary backstories. Itâs nice.
After a tiring day youâre more than ready to fall into the first peaceful sleep youâve had in months, however, to your horror, you find out theyâve moved their bed into the room directly across from your own, Their headboard knocking into the thin wall behind you with a brutish vigour you had previously thought impossible for them to top.
Covering your ears with your pillow and rolling onto your side doesnât do much to stop the low yearn pooling in your gut when your bed is being rhythmically shaken by their momentum- nor does the shocking sound of your name being spilled out messily in between their own.
CW: 18+ MDNI, neighbour!price x reader - dividers -> @/cafekitsune
You find out John Price doesnât play around when it comes to catching up on sleep while heâs on leave.
Struggling to bring in a heavy package one morning, youâre startled by your neighbour emerging from his unit huffing and puffing tiredly about noise in nothing but a simple pair of low hanging pyjama bottoms.
Youâre concerned youâre going to get an earful when he wordlessly hoists the box up, uncaring about the way it tugs at his waistband to expose a dusting of hair and noticeable veins. Leaving your delivery just inside your door, he turns to look at you through squinted eyes, and your cheeks heat up when you realize youâve been caught watching it bob under the loose fabric.
In your defence, he cuts quite the hypnotic figure from the side.
âThank you, John-â you try- only to be interrupted by a thick arm hooking around your neck; the other reaching behind him to close your door with just a tad too much force. His free hand lowers to scratch at his belly, prompting a loud yawn as a thick palm dips lower, giving himself a little squeeze. With a content hum rolling around in his chest, he pulls you into his apartment.
âToo early.â He grumbles as he flops onto his well-worn couch, half asleep and tugging you with him. Like a strangler fig, he rolls onto his side and cages you against the cushions, his legs tangling around yours and his cock unmistakably fattening against your belly.