StrengthIsSexy

If you’re a bad worker, you will fail at your job. If you’re a fantastic worker, your ultimate fate is to be given so much work that you will eventually fail too.

Maybe the reason most children think there are monsters in their rooms at night is because when they are babies their parents are frequently sneaking around them in the dark trying not to wake them up

You need someone who wants to be there when it’s messy and when it’s hard, not just when it’s fun and when it’s convenient. And you need someone who chooses you when it might not be the easiest choice. And you need someone who would rather do nothing with you than anything in the world with someone else.

As children we see rain as an almost negative think. We were taught that it was “not a good day outside” if it was raining. But as we grow older, we begin to appreciate the rain more. Some people find it calming and comforting even.

haha what if me n a girl got off in front of each other and then after we both came we immediately fucked cause we needed our hands on each other so bad....

i wanna ride ur thigh while u tell me how cute i look and what a desperate little slut i am.., n when i get close spank me and tell me i can’t cum yet

Sit pretty.

Every couple should choose a series of questions to ask each other in the event that one of them is suspicious that other has been taken over by some unknown entity and you’re unsure if it’s really them.

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

she’s out there making owl noises

who

Whoooo

NOW I GET IT

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There’s nothing more exciting than finding a hidden inner jacket pocket