Blood mage

Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

Iconic

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

Humans will pet literally anything.

*gets anxiety while typing an email*

he will not be forgotten.

Make this motherfucker viral

@spaladoon

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

I cannot wait to read this translation.

I reiterate that she’s absolutely brilliant

SHE did. Did anyone ELSE on that trip?

‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.