Green and Silver

don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

if this isn’t the best post i don’t

So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

*screeches* We aRE NO MEN

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

A++ addition

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

@starspatter

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

#wwwoooaaaaah no chance no way i won’t say it oh no–YOUSWOONYOUSIGH WHY DENY IT UHOH–#IT'STOOCLICHE I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOOOOVE (x)