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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity

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some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.
also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.
“omg you should’ve —” no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.
It’s not that hard to not comment and close out. It’s not that hard people like oh my god!!!!
REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
All of the Batfamily are trapped. Truly trapped. It's worse than any situation they've ever been in, and it's beginning to look like there's no way out.
They already ran out of choices, already thought of every plan, but there's nothing they can do. And nobody else is coming to save them, all of them are here.
There is only one silver lining: they can get one of them out to safety. Only one.
Once the situation sets everyone starts moving. They start gathering supplies, ropes, weapons... Whatever they will need to make it out.
It's like everyone already knows what they have to do, which one of them they're saving.
Everyone except Damian.
Damian doesn't understand. They should be talking about this, the situation is too dire and they don't have time. They should be using the sparse minutes to discuss. They should be choosing someone!
There's really no choice to make.
Dick knew who they were picking the moment he realized what was happening. Same as everyone else.
They begin to strap the supplies on Damian, preparing him for what's to come. Jason and Cass have to restrain him. As understanding dawns on the kid, he begins to kick and scream.
Bruce wishes he could save one more of them. Even if it's just one. Maybe Tim or Duke, they're both still so young... It's not fair. He failed, he failed all of them. And now he has condemned his youngest to the very same thing that broke him. To see his family die.
As hands linger, as kisses softly drop on his head Damian fights. He begs. He says every single thing he can think of. From insults to very well constructed arguments. Anything to make them change their mind.
It shouldn't be him. It cannot be him.
Stephanie and Duke tell him to be a kid. Cass tells him to fight. Jason and Tim tell him to persevere. Dick can only smile at him. Bruce hugs him. And Damian begs and begs.
He doesn't understand!
Dick knew who they were picking the moment he realized what was happening. Same as everyone else.
Damian is the youngest.
And it's as simple as that.
I have an agenda to start.

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Tag game: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better!
Tysm @undutchable11 for the tag!!
• Last book: Fruits Basket collectors edition, vol 2 -- I'm loving these so far! 💞
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• Tea or Coffee: Tea or coffee frappe🥰
• Sweet/salty: Right now, sweet! 🍫
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Thank you for tagging 😆💕
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Last song: Paper Planes by M.I.A
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Last game: Skate 3 (i have 2 brothers and 6 older cousins who were the most typical 2000’s teenage boys)
Last movie: The Avengers (2012) (havent watched it in ages and ive been obsessed with avengers family
Tea or Coffee: i like neither of them :)
Sweet/salty: sweeeeeeetttttttttttt
Tagging: @duckinatruck @rayrayhaywire @wewringmagicfromtheordinary @effulgentcorruptedpov @transkrbk @riricitaa @tessabennet @voylitscope
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Last book: ashamed to say I haven't read in ages so I don't remember really
Last song: Marina - Venus Fly Trap
Last Series: adventure time (idk if that counts if it doesn't I re-watched supernatural)
Last game: I only play mobile games so Imma say Gossip Harbor
Last Movie: I just started watching Project Hail Mary last night but left it halfway bc I was sleepy so imma finish that today
Tea or coffee: I don't really drink either? But if I had to choose tea, bc I absolutely cannot stand any and all types of coffee, even coffee flavored things
Sweet or salty: sweet!!
Let's how much my mutualship have improved: @variant1316 @natashaleggero-blog @cubyk107 @alcedovoir @mirrorballssatellite @habyie @seizeyoursalad @red-plutoo !!!! Have fun
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Last movie: project Hail Mary, I would kill for Rocky, he is perfect 👎👎👎
Tea or coffee: monster? But probably tea I drink a lot of green/ginger tea
Sweet or salty: salty 100%
Time to pick random accounts
@lost-my-gender-in-the-war @mossy-frog69 @bigsigma88 @sealcatgoawoo09 @withering-whisps and I know I know you two irl but @blue-neptunee + @bamboosocks99
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Last movie: Daddy Day Care it’s my comfort movie🙏🙏💗 (seeing Hail Mary soon tho TRUST)
Sweet or salty: sweet! (I took my first steps for ice cream it’s ingrained in me)
Tagging!! v (I don’t have many mutuals I just realized so I’m lwky tagging some non-moots SRRY😭🙏)
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Thank you for tagging me @bigsigma88! I don’t have many mutuals, but there are certainly people I’d love to know more about. A lot of yall have interesting imaginations and I, like Ryan Coogler, want to get involved in that.
Don’t judge me for my academic/nerd interests. Or do, I can’t stop you 🤷🏾♀️
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Last Series: Heated Rivalry. I reheated the rivalry. 😂
Last Game: Merge Dragons. I dunno why, but merge games are oddly calming.
Last Movie: League of Denial. It’s a Dateline documentary about the discovery of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) and the dangers of American football. I’m not letting my future kids play contact sports.
Sweet or salty: Depends on the day, but I think I typically lean toward salty.
Again, I don’t have many mutuals, but there are several people on platform I’d love to learn more about because they’ve left me interesting comments and/or post things that make me smile.
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Last Book: Law School textbooks unfortunately ✌🏾✌🏾 almost done tho!!!
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Last Movie: Predator Badlands, I love the Alien franchise and universe. I love horror movies and Sci fi movies.
Sweet or Salty: depends on the time of the month unfortunately, currently I’m in a salty mood. Catch me in a couple weeks and I’ll be stuffing my face with cake and ice cream lol 😂
I don’t have many mutuals, so I will edit this later with more tags!!!
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Eldritch Creature Bruce and Damian
Okay, hello I have finally built the courage to post again.
I have been thinking about Bruce and how a lot of the fandom likes to depict him as an eldritch creature from hell. And it got me thinking about how funny it would be with Damian.
My thoughts are that Bruce is able to mask the "uncanny valley" of what he actually is after many years of existence. However, Bruce is not human, the furthest from it actually, but he "looks" human. So, without his glimmer or what technique he's doing, he just doesn't look or feel right. His presence triggers fight, flight, or freeze responses in everyone and everything. His smile is too sharp and his eyes are too unnerving.
Anyways, how does Damian come into the mix? Easy, test tube baby! Ra's spearheaded this as he can feel the power that is Bruce Wayne, but has not seen nothing more than a scratch of the surface. He combines the DNA or what have you of Bruce and Talia to create Damian. Only there's a problem, he did not account for the actual practicality of raising said creature as he still doesn't have full knowledge of what Bruce is.
So, now with this human/eldritch abomination he has Talia just drop him off with Bruce like take this thing! We overestimated our capabilities with this one.
Damian is like 2 years old at this point and has no control over his glimmer. Bruce filters when he unmasks so no one ever gets the full experience. Damian on the other hand, a walk paralysis demon in human form. The Batkids (Dick, Barbara, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Cass, and Duke) look at him like he has crawled out of a direct pit from hell. His teeth are sharp and his bone structure is too angular in an uncanny way. His fingers are more narrow and pointed, he's too quiet, he makes no sound, and worst of all, he does not blink or moves his eyes, he moves his head to look in your direction and stares endlessly. If they could burn him at the stake with a crucifix and holy water, they would! Bruce however, thinks Damian is the most precious adorable little boy to ever walk this earth. THAT IS HIS BABY! What makes it worse, Damian cannot pick up any of his siblings uneasiness so he likes being around them.
Damian is 2 so, he is in his mimicking phase so he's trying to copy whatever they are doing or mainly Bruce. So, he sees everyone smiling and he's never done that before so he wants to try. (Smiling is not a natural expression for them) He's been trying and is ready to debut it to the family.
Everyone is sitting in the living room and Damian is sitting on the floor next to Bruce and watching his siblings play video games. Bruce can help ease Damian's presence on the no one is freaking out being near him. He sees Dick smiling wide and joking with Tim, Duke, and Jason over another win. Stephanie is instigating while painting nails with Cass. Bruce is just happy they are spending time together. They made a joke in Bruces direction to play next which caused Bruce to smile back at them and decline. Damian saw this as his moment to try and small and get a closer look at the video game. (Mario Party or Mario Kart) Damian toddles over directly to Dick and points at the TV and ..... smiles.
It's absolutely hellish! Sharp, menacing, demonic, haunting, etc. (You get the point) It cause all the siblings to flinch backwards.
Bruce looks up and just gets cuteness aggression!
Bruce: OH MY GOD! Damian, is that a smile? Is that your first smile, my princeling? Aren't you just precious! Alfred! Get the camera, Damian has just showed us his first smile! And it was for Dick!! Ahhhh chum, he likes you! Come here baby!
The Batkids: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
Damian storms in.
The light honey and milk scent of a pup turned sour and rotten from rage and sadness. He marches up to his eldest brother and pushes him. Hard.
“You liar!” Damian screams, face flushed as he goes to punch Dick, but is held back by a bewildered Tim.
Tim curses, grabbing Damian’s wrists and tugging him away from Dick. “Dude, what the fuck?”
“I- baby bat? What is going on?” Dick asked, eyes wide from being pushed and yelled at for seemingly no reason.
“Damian, you need to calm the fuck down,” Jason grumbled out, already standing nearby, hands poised to also restrain the young pup if he managed to wiggle out of Tim’s grasp.
Damian let out an enraged whine, struggling hard before suddenly going limp in his older brother’s arms.
“Y-you- you’re all l-liars-“ Damian hiccuped, tears suddenly streaming down his cheeks as his breath stuttered. Jason, Tim, and Dick exchanged wild and scared looks.
Damian has never done something like this before. The pup has always been controlled and refused to cry in front of any of his family.
“Pup-“ Tim makes a move to scent him, hopefully calm him down, but Damian jerked away and started crying harder.
Dick slowly moved closer, keeping his hands up where Damian could see them and keeping his scent light. “Dames, what’s going on? Why am I a liar?”
Damian hides his face in his hands, his shoulders shaking. “Y-you said Ummi d-didn’t do omega things! T-that I shouldn’t b-bother!” Damian takes in another breath. “I-I wanted to, and you said no!”
Dick lets out a shaky breath. “He doesn’t-“
“Liar!” Damian screams, kicking his leg out and swiping Dick’s knee.
The alpha lets out a hiss of pain and allows himself to be pushed out of the way by Jason, taking a moment to surprise the pain, not only in his knee, but in his heart.
“Damian.” Jason’s voice is harsh, but he gently places his hands on his younger brother’s shoulders, keeping him steady. He nods up at Tim, and the omega slowly releases his grip from the pup. “Tell us what happened.”
Damian lets out a soft sob and desperately tries to wipe away the tears rapidly falling from his eyes. “J-Jon came over, and we were playing-“
“What does that have to do with Bruce?”
“Fuck, let him finish, Dick, he’s barely even started,” Tim snapped, crossing his arms and trying his best to look unaffected by his baby brother crying.
“And I l-left the room… then I came back and he just- he just asked!” Damian threw his hands up, looking frazzled and still in disbelief. “He just asked if Ummi would scent him, and he agreed!”
All three brothers’ eyes widened, and Tim’s mouth dropped in shock.
“What?” Dick breathed out quietly.
Jason looked away from Damian and made eye contact with Tim, speechless at what he was hearing.
“Damian, are you sure you heard right?” Tim asked shakily, uncrossing his arms, then crossing them again. He had no idea what to do with himself. “Bruce has never- we’ve never- are you sure?”
“Yes!” Damian wailed. “A-and then he did! He scented Jon, and they cuddled! And you lied! He does do that with pups! Why did you lie?!” Damian breaks down again, sobs shaking his body as he falls into Jason’s arms and doesn’t move.
Jason held his little brother close, trying to rumble softly to calm the pup down, but nothing was working.
The sound of hurried footsteps running down the hallway was accompanied by the scent of another anxious alpha.
Cassandra comes in quick, her body tense and poised for an attack, just in case one is coming. “What’s going on?” Cass demanded, heckles raised as she looked around the room.
“Cass-“
"We're just talking." Jason interrupts, glancing back at DIck. "Just... Damian's upset, and we're talking about it." The pup in his arms lets out another whine of distress.
“Whatever you’re doing, stop it. The scent of a distressed pup is drowning Mom, and he’s freaking out.” Cass said, moving closer to Damian. "Is little brother alright?"
Damain wiggles in Jason's arms and turns to face his older sister. "Do you- does Ummi scent you? Do you go into his nest?" His voice was soft and choked as he stared up at her with watery eyes.
"I-" Cass's brows furrowed. "Yes?"
That just seemed to set Damian off again as he started crying once more. Cass panicked a little, looking to her other siblings for help, but they were staring at her with the same confused, stunned expression.
"What do you mean Bruce scents you and lets you in his nest?" Dick asked, standing up and grabbing onto Cass's arm. "H-how often?"
"When did it start?" Tim grabs onto her other arm, his eyes wide.
Any other questions the brothers had to ask were immediately halted as Bruce rushed into the room, the scent of a anguished omega mixing in with the scent of a anguished pup. It was horrible.
Bruce's eyes were blown wide, his hair wild like he had run his fingers through it erratically, his muscles tense, and concern had never been etched on his face so clearly.
"Pup?" Bruce called out, his voice pitched up in a keen of distress. "Dami? Baby, are you okay?" Bruce's eyes scanned over all his kids, but locked on to the youngest in the room and frowned.
“Ummi!” Damian sobbed, reaching his hands out, and Bruce was on him in an instant.
Before anyone in the room could react, Damian was already safely cradled against Bruce’s chest, the omega softly humming an unknown song as he rocked the pup.
“Shh, you’re okay, my little prince. I’ve got you.” Bruce murmured, pressing a kiss to Damian’s forehead and pumping out soothing omega phermones that he only used in dire situations.
Damain instantly relaxed in Bruce's arms, melting in a way he's never been allowed to before. He was still just a pup. Being with his mom is right where he was meant to be. Just seeing him brought a comfort he never thought he was capable of feeling.
Bruce purred softly. More out of a need to comfort himself and comfort the pup in his arms.
"Let's..." Bruce hesitates. "Let's go to my nest, okay, pup? Do you- are you okay with that?"
Damain lets out a soft chirp in response, hugging Bruce tighter around the neck and burying his face in his Ummi's scent gland, taking deep breaths.
Bruce let out another purr and hugged Damian back, just as tight. "Okay... okay..." Bruce murmured, pressing a kiss to the top of Damian's head as he walked out of the room toward his own room, where his nest was set up without a glance back, his mind singularly focused on comforting his only pup in any way possible.
His four other children just watched. And soon, it was just them in the room.
"He's not going to ask you," Cassandra said, eyes still staring out the door where Bruce and Damian had left. "You know he's not going to ask."
"Why?" Jason asked softly, still kneeling on the floor. "Why can't he just ask? Why hasn't he asked?"
Cass finally looked back at them, her face carefully blank. "You already know the answer to that question."
Tim let out a deep, shuddering sigh and covered his face with his hands. "We would've said no."
"..." Dick closed his eyes and turned to the window, unable to bear looking at any of his siblings. He knew he was the one who started this. He knew, deep down, this was all his fault. He was the one who made Bruce not do 'omega' things with any of his children. "We have said no."
Cass nodded sharply. "He refuses to overstep."
Each of them could think of a time when they brushed Bruce off or yelled at him for trying to parent them. Rejecting everything the omega had to offer. Never once thinking of Bruce's feelings and Bruce's needs.
"We should-"
"No." Dick interrupted the other alpha, placing a hand on Jason's shoulder as he stood up to make his way to the door. "We can't- we shouldn't go in there. Bruce needs to focus on comforting Damian. Too many people could stress both of them out."
Tim let out a soft mewl of distress and doubled over, tears clear in his eyes. "We... I thought... I also wanted..." Tim stood up, unsteady on his feet as he pushed past his siblings. "I need to go to my nest..."
Tim stumbled out, and it didn't take long for Jason to follow and make his own escape, grunting out something about needing to go for a ride, before disappearing quickly.
Now, it was just Dick and Cass.
Cass stared, and Dick answered her unspoken question. "No... I guess I've never considered his feelings... I-Ive made fun of how he doesn't act like an omega... but I made him like that. Didn't I?"
"Maybe not entirely." Cass shrugged, walking over and patting him on the shoulder. "When I first asked, he... mom was so surprised. Mom was in denial and kept asking if I was sure. I think mom cried a little cause I was the first."
Dick winced, feeling his heart hurt.
"I've always wanted to, but... I guess..." There were too many things to think about. Bruce was new, and he needed time to get used to the older man's scent. And then he was still grieving his parents. And a million other things. It never seemed like the right time, and before he knew it, he had grown up and was desperately searching for independence and a chance to run away from his failed relationship with his mom Bruce.
Then more kids, more tragedies, more distance, more fights, less time, less affection, less bonding, less Bruce.
"He'll forgive you."
"That's the problem." Dick presses his forehead against the cool panes of the window. "He always... he always forgives..."
Cass, graciously, ignored the crack in his voice. "If it makes you feel any better, I won't forgive you that easily. And neither will Damian once he's in his right mind. The three of you will have a lot to answer for."
All I can imagine following this is Damian being very demanding of his missed time with Bruce. He gets kisses and scented EVERY morning before Bruce departs and will take nothing less. He is up under that man like a Velcro child x100. He wants to live in Bruce’s skin if given the chance.
Cute/crack Christmas fic idea I don't have time to write I don't think so might after xmas:
Bruce, who never lets anyone patrol on Christmas Eve, Christmas, or Boxing Day, returning to the manor on Christmas Eve, dog tired, and going up to his room. Opening the hidden compartment in his floor he desperately hides from the kids each year. And pulls out all the stockings he's already filled earlier that day.
Sneaks into the kid's room, where they're already fast asleep, and sets the stocking down at the end of each bed, then flops back into bed and goes to sleep.
The tradition is, the kids occupy themselves with the gifts in their stockings, and Bruce gets an extra hour in bed, so when he wakes up to see a stocking still at the foot of his bed, he panics. Knows the kids are all awake by now, and one of them didn't get a stocking. Cursing himself, sneaks into each room, confused when each of them has wrapping paper and tags strewn across the floor, and even if they're all downstairs already, the evidence shows everyone has one.
He doubles back, and there is certainly a stocking at the foot of his bed. He guiltily takes it downstairs, and seeks out the kids, all together in a room. Gets his greetings, and holiday wishes, before Cass goes to Bruce, worried, and asks why he's so upset. He holds up the stocking and apologises, asking who didn't get theirs, he must've fell asleep. He's close to tears, Christmas is the one thing he's usually good at not messing up, and the kids are all smiling for some reason.
Dick takes the stocking and plucks a gift off the top, tearing off a strip of wrapping paper, enough to reveal the logo of Bruce's favourite publishing house, and hands it back. Tim tells him it's his stocking.
Bruce doesn't get it, but they sit him down and make him go through it, explaining he should get one too. And they didn't want him to feel left out, so got the same stocking, and stole the wrapping paper he used from his room.
Bruce nearly cries, and is teased for not realising.
Bruce, dressed in a rather ostentatious Santa Claus outfit with fluffy white beard and stuff : Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Now, who's been good this year?
Cass: Uh oh, who's gonna tell him?
Tim: Too late for that.
Dick: If he hasn't understood it yet he never will.
Damian: Define "good ", Father.
Jason: You may wanna ask who's been naughty? I mean, to be able to answer you positively.
Santa! Bruce: *grunts *

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Late Diagnosed
So it has been confirmed that I have Autism. (Also ADHD, but I knew that) I’ve never been so happy and so unserious at the same time. But I can confidently claim it without fear of backlash.
I called my mother and said “so….. I’m Autistic like hella Autistic…”
I texted my friends “I’m Autistic Bitch!”
I’m so happy to know that I’m not a freak and everything I’ve struggled with was not in my head or made up.
I am more confident in being me now, at 26 years old.
A black woman in the US who was late diagnosed.
Someone everyone thought had everything together.
The child that my parents did not have to worry about and was the overly responsible and the mature one.
The one who never struggled in school until college and became depressed.
The one who was overly anxious and it got exasperated.
The one who got accepted in law school but still doubts their capabilities.
The one who wears their heart on their sleeve but isn’t loved back.
The one who has focused interests and that’s okay.
The one who was severely bullied for not being into the “normal” things for my age and gender.
The one who didn’t understand the hype about sex as a teenager and still doesn’t.
The one who loves the world of fantasy and can get lost in it for hours.
The one who found fanfic at the age of 12 and never left.
The one who became disconnected from their body and mind because they were not meeting the mold of everyone around them.
The one who can finally say the reason for all of this and the reason is…
I’m Autistic.
I just saw want a baby highland cow looked like and I believe in my heart that Damian deserves one. Bruce would look at his baby boy and see the cute fluffy cow and try to say no.
Damian: Baba, Batcow deserves her own Robin. Please?
Bruce: …… I don’t know Damian, you have plenty of pets already…….
Damian: *the biggest set of puppy dog eyes he’s ever done* please Ummi, I’ll be good.
Bruce: *shot straight through the heart with pure affection* (thinking) I can’t say no now.
Batman gets home after a long day of patrol to find one of his newest enemies, the murderous crime lord Red Hood, in his personal civilian office. he prepares to fight despite having taken off all of his gear back down in the cave, only for Red Hood to see him in the doorway and without hesitation, he takes off his helmet.
Jason Todd stares at him from across the desk, tears and snot streaming down his face, and Bruce freezes.
“I don’t know how to hook up the new dryer i bought for my apartment and now my landlord is asking for bank statements to prove i can pay rent and my wifi keeps fucking up and I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WATER PRESSURE IS,” Jason wails, distraught and sobbing harder than Bruce has ever seen before. he fumbles, jaw dropping, as Jason swipes at his eyes, sniffing. “THIS ISN’T FAIR,” he cries wetly. “I DIED BEFORE I LEARNT ABOUT TAXES, WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOCKS ISA??!”
Bruce bites his lip, deciding to not show his slight amusement. “Oh, chum,” he empathises.
“THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.”
“I know, I know,” he soothes, holding his hands up in submission and carefully moving forward so he could place them comfortingly on Jason’s shoulder. did he know what was going on? absolutely the fuck not. was he going to question it and scare away his apparently-not-dead-son? absolutely the fuck not. “How about some warm milk and cookies, and then you can show me the files that confuse you?”
Jason sniffs. “…and then the dryer?”
“I can hook up your dryer, chum.”
“……I’m not gonna stop being a crime lord,” his son warns, shamelessly using Bruce’s sleeve to wipe away the snot dribbling down his lip. Bruce bits his lip again.
“Let’s not worry about that right now. One problem at a time.”
“I also own zero spoons.”
“There’s some in the kitchen you can steal.”
“…thanks, B.”
Female Sesshomaru
Okay, so this is for my all time favorite anime, Inuyasha. Specifically, Sesshomaru. I love him. He is my favorite. No, I did not watch Yashahime, and no I will not watch it. That doesn't exist in my mind, so do not ask.
Anyways. I read a fanfic years ago and I go back to it every once in a while. This is before I knew about AO3, so it was on Fanfiction.net. It's called "Sesshomaru's Secret Life",
The synopsis of it is that Sesshomaru is secretly a girl and has always been a girl. It takes place after defeating Naraku and it's a pairing between Sesshomaru and Miroku. (I do not ship them, but it is really well written). There are flashbacks to when Sesshomaru was growing up and having to keep this secret.
All that to say, I have become OBSESSED with the thought of Sesshomaru being the baddest bitch (hehe, get it!) in the game. Now that is a personal head cannon of mine, but you get the sentiment.
I really wish I could read more works with this concept. I have so many ideas and AUs for this character that I think about it daily. I could always write my own to start a collection, however I am not much of a writer and I get super excited that I can't stick to the plot.
But anyways, those are my thoughts on it. Love him as a man and love him as a woman. I have, essentially, created an OC love interest for both versions of him and they are my fantasy. Sesshomaru, in my mind, depending if he is male or female has different opinions when it comes to humans and the relationship with Inuyasha and Inu no Taisho. But I'll make a separate post about that.
(For female Sesshomaru, it's Naraku that is a bit OOC, so I don't even want to say it's the original, but a lot of that male character is from Naraku's blueprint. I envision those two of being a Doberman and Black cat couple, i.e. cunty! Naraku isn't a spider demon but an Inu as well and that is his woman! Protective, Loyal, Cunning, Edgy, and Loving. Like he hates most people and is very intimidating, but for Sesshomaru, that's his love. Sesshomaru has trust issues, no thanks to her hoe of a father and is still as icy and elite.) [I'm going to stop here, I can talk about this forever.
(For male Sesshomaru, her name is Akasha, and she is an African American Silver Inu Demoness. She either has silver knotless braids, soft locs, or wear's her natural afro. She is everything beautiful of a black woman and a Inu Demoness. He loves that woman and will go to war for her.)
(P.S.: I do not hate on different ships and will not criticize them, however I will never in my life support the Rin/Sesshomaru pairing. That's blasphemy in my eyes. Thank you!)
Be kind, this is only my second time posting and I just got the courage to share this with the world. Thank you for reading!
Link to fic below:
Imma go ahead and leave this here again. My brain rot on this is going again and follow up on my FemSesshomaru’s relationship with her father and Inuyasha.
I like to think of Sesshomaru being apathetic and aloof. Like she has the most intense RBF anyone has ever seen. However, as they say, your eyes are the gateway to your soul, and that’s Sesshomaru.
Canonically, we don’t have much information about his Mother and Father’s relationship so that’s up for interpretation.
I love angst because I like to hurt my own feelings for fun, so this is one of my takes on their relationship.
Sesshomaru’s relationship with her father is tainted and strained. He has ruined the very idea of being in a relationship.
Her mother and father were together for centuries (or years, whatever, I have not figured out the math of their aging) and tried for a long time to have a child. Sesshomaru was the one blessing to her mother.
However, Toga becomes infatuated with the short lives of humans in comparison, and their way of life and culture. He eventually started trying to adapt the human ways into demon society.
(That went as well as Myoga staying in any battle)
He placed a mating mark on her mother, binding her to him, but rejected her from placing one on him.
(It’s an old tradition for only taking one mate in their lifetime. However, with the changing times and human advancement and cohabitation between demons and humans, that’s not practiced as much by the males, at least. Patriarchy 🙄)
This resulted in her death after years of his infidelity with a human woman. (Inuyasha’s mother) Sesshomaru had to watch her mother wither away because Toga refused to revoke his mark. He doesn’t have an answer as to why which doesn’t help.
This has created the root of Sesshomaru’s issue with intimacy, vulnerability, trust, and love. She saw what centuries of loving someone who was easily swayed by other temptations did to her mother. She will not let that happen to her.
To make matters worse, Togo married the woman and had a child that she is now forced to reside with, plus Rin (she’s inuyasha’s cousin, adopted by his mother). Her father is trying to force her to see the good of the human ways and refuses to acknowledge the severe hurt he has caused. Inuyasha is ignorant to the situation because he’s so removed from demon society. (hybrids between humans are not discriminated against, but the stronger the demon cause unpredictable offspring. So Inus and humans are rare and unheard of.)
Sorry long addition. Like I said I can talk about this forever! Thanks!
Damian, struggling in Bruce's arms as he is dragged into a car: NO! I REFUSE! I SHALL NOT BOW DOWN TO THESE OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS! I COMMAND YOU TO LET ME GO
Bruce, with the help of Dick and Tim: I know Habibi, I know, but Tiffany from PR scars me more than anything I have ever faced as Batman. That woman is all powerful and only uses her powers to help us because we pay her more than Lex.
Dick, bending to dodge a knife: Think of it as a right of passage! Everyone else in the family has done it! It's just a little photo shoot!
Tim, not bending to dodge the knife, blank and hollow eyes: I tried to save you Damian, I did my best to hold he back but she...she has things on me...things that could...would ruin everything...
Damian, screaming as he is buckled in and the car rockets off: YOU ALL SHALL RUE THE DAY! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY WRATH!
Bruce, waving as the car leaves: God...the devil...any being willing to listen...please protect my boy...
Dick, patting the other two on the backs: I really don't know why everyone hates it so much! I have a lot of fun dressing up and doing little cat walks! Also Tim your bleeding.
Tim, nodding slowly: it's because you are a freak of nature, and Tiffany has corrupted you...I hope Damian will make my end swift and easy...then maybe I will be free of her...
Eight hours later, Damian falls out from a window in Bruce's office, limping, makeup smeared on his face, glitter in his hair and smelling like Axe body spray and death, clutching a box of cupcakes: F-father...i...I am sorry...I didn't manage to kill her...
Bruce, scooping up his baby: It's alright my son, I didn't expect you too...not even Cass was able to hit her once...but at least you won't have to do it again for another year. I am just so proud you survived...
That poor baby!

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Bruce being Mom Coded
I've saw so many posts, whether in the A/B/O verse or not, of Bruce being called "Mom" and I am obsessed. I keep thinking of this interaction.
At a store of some kind
*Bruce waiting in line ready to check out*
Dick: *Comes up carrying a type of toy* Mom, can I...
Bruce: No, put it back Richard.
Dick: But Mom!
Bruce: No.
Dick: *pouts and walks off* Clark would have gotten it for me.
Bruce: *Looking down at his phone* I am not Clark.
*Next child (read: ADULT) comes up*
Jason: *Holding a book* Ma, they have...
Bruce: Put it back Jason, you have 5 copies.
Jason: *Frowns* And???
Bruce: No.
Jason: *Storming off* I might as well die again!
Bruce: *rolling eyes* Dramatic.
Tim: *Holding a new electronic* Mom look...
Bruce: No, Timothy. You do not need it. You do not get sleep as it is.
Tim: *Big frown and pout* But-
Bruce: No.
Cass: *Approaching* ...
Bruce: *Automatic* No Cassie.
Cass: *huffs and walks away*
Stephanie: *Holding a bottle of glitter* Oh-
Bruce: No!
Stephanie: Party pooper!
Duke: *Looking at something*
Bruce: Don't even think about it. The answer will be the same. No
Duke: I didn't even ask but noted.
*Bruce back to waiting in line, getting to the cashier*
Cashier: Will that be all?
Bruce: Yes, thank you.
*A small hand reaching up and barely managing to place a coloring book on the belt*
Bruce: *Looking down and meeting big green eyes of Damian holding his little hands together and looking down at his feet.*
Damian: *small voice* I desire this coloring book, Ummi.
Bruce: *staring at his little child who does not ask for anything* ...and the coloring book.
Other Batkids: OH COME ON!!!
Bruce: He has not wondered off and cause me more grey hair today! Also, majority of you are adults!
Other mom's watching: *laughter*
Female Sesshomaru
Okay, so this is for my all time favorite anime, Inuyasha. Specifically, Sesshomaru. I love him. He is my favorite. No, I did not watch Yashahime, and no I will not watch it. That doesn't exist in my mind, so do not ask.
Anyways. I read a fanfic years ago and I go back to it every once in a while. This is before I knew about AO3, so it was on Fanfiction.net. It's called "Sesshomaru's Secret Life",
The synopsis of it is that Sesshomaru is secretly a girl and has always been a girl. It takes place after defeating Naraku and it's a pairing between Sesshomaru and Miroku. (I do not ship them, but it is really well written). There are flashbacks to when Sesshomaru was growing up and having to keep this secret.
All that to say, I have become OBSESSED with the thought of Sesshomaru being the baddest bitch (hehe, get it!) in the game. Now that is a personal head cannon of mine, but you get the sentiment.
I really wish I could read more works with this concept. I have so many ideas and AUs for this character that I think about it daily. I could always write my own to start a collection, however I am not much of a writer and I get super excited that I can't stick to the plot.
But anyways, those are my thoughts on it. Love him as a man and love him as a woman. I have, essentially, created an OC love interest for both versions of him and they are my fantasy. Sesshomaru, in my mind, depending if he is male or female has different opinions when it comes to humans and the relationship with Inuyasha and Inu no Taisho. But I'll make a separate post about that.
(For female Sesshomaru, it's Naraku that is a bit OOC, so I don't even want to say it's the original, but a lot of that male character is from Naraku's blueprint. I envision those two of being a Doberman and Black cat couple, i.e. cunty! Naraku isn't a spider demon but an Inu as well and that is his woman! Protective, Loyal, Cunning, Edgy, and Loving. Like he hates most people and is very intimidating, but for Sesshomaru, that's his love. Sesshomaru has trust issues, no thanks to her hoe of a father and is still as icy and elite.) [I'm going to stop here, I can talk about this forever.
(For male Sesshomaru, her name is Akasha, and she is an African American Silver Inu Demoness. She either has silver knotless braids, soft locs, or wear's her natural afro. She is everything beautiful of a black woman and a Inu Demoness. He loves that woman and will go to war for her.)
(P.S.: I do not hate on different ships and will not criticize them, however I will never in my life support the Rin/Sesshomaru pairing. That's blasphemy in my eyes. Thank you!)
Be kind, this is only my second time posting and I just got the courage to share this with the world. Thank you for reading!
Link to fic below: