Things that make me smile

men will literally bend backwards to make you feel stupid rather than admit they might be wrong & then expect you to be nice to them

btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

Does anyone know what to do

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.