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Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river

A cold mist blew through the streets of the town the night they gunned young Benson down. He'd laid with a woman who wasn't his wife and her husband decided he'd pay with his life. By the dark of the night and the light of the moon, into the river went poor Benson Boone.

Luca Guadagnino is an environmentally significant apex predator designed to snap up white twunks with floppy hair and get them to do art films before ryan murphy can chain them up in his content dungeon

Girlies we are SPRINGSTEEN MAXXING this summer. We’re wearing white t-shirts with the sleeves rolled up. We’re refusing to throw out our old blue jeans. And we’re playing ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC on the FENDER TELECASTER.

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847