Competence Was Never Guaranteed in the Prophecies

murderbot would experience riverdale in a way no other being in this universe is capable of

when richard siken said “and no one can ever figure out what you want, and you won’t tell them”

Well how the fuck would they figure it out if you don’t tell them. Y’all people really like having problems huh

this post was about fictional character bj hunnicutt from hit 1970s american broadcast television comedy M*A*S*H

imagine being trapped on a small town island your entire life and your high school frenemies in their cold shoulder tops and statement necklaces still treat you exactly the same even though you’re in your 40s. no one wants to come to your party except your coworkers who kind of have to. also there’s a possessed book or whatever but that’s barely horrifying compared to the rest of it

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.