Competence Was Never Guaranteed in the Prophecies

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

Man I made this as a joke but I keep coming back to it and going “this is cool as hell actually”. I rescind my irony.

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

imagine being the journalist in interview with the vampire. Imagine meeting a weirdo at a bar who thinks hes a vampire and being all ‘lmfao im gonna interview this guy its going to be so funny’ and you go back to his house only to discover that hes an Actual Vampire who Feeds On Human Blood and your stuck in his house while he rants about his ex for 371 pages