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Straight guy who makes out with other straight guys at parties because women think it's hot

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart

hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn