"Turning And Turning In The Widening Gyre..."

gonzo no!!!!!!!

I'm glad The Green Knight held true to the original poem in that it might not be intended as a comedy, but if you're me (a genius) it's hysterical

You’re forgetting forest witch

Forest witch

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time.

anyway trans and nonbinary bisexuals are hot and sexy and beautiful and always right

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.

i heard a little girl in walmart tell her brother “there are good vampires, you know”

said with the confidence of someone who knows several

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*