Seraphim_Zero

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

I could use some luck

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

Sharing wired earphone is a lost art.

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man