Serahne('s) blog

ace attorney writers be like apollo has whatever backstory we need him to have for the plot, and if that means he has seven different childhoods then that’s just a sacrifice he’s going to have to make. maybe if you work hard and roll up your sleeves you, too, can be the long lost son of world-famous magicians who grew up with astronauts and was raised by an insurrectionist revolutionary leader and is also a lawyer. also his mom is beyonce and he has superpowers. truly a renaissance man.

A lot of people shit on AA4, 5, and 6 for this and y’know what? I inexplicably don’t care. The Apollo presented in each game works for that game. And that’s just fine.

Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!