playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you