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something so funny and dear to me how they didn't even bother to write out iceman

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How to build a small town
@fantasylover4evr asked what stores and jobs there would be in a fictional small town, so here we are:
Community spaces
Places of worship
Library
Community center
Town hall
Local museum
Theater
Art gallery or craft studio
Park with places for hanging out
Stores/Places of Business
Food & Drink & Entertainment
General store or corner market
Grocery store (often family-owned)
Diner or café
Bar or pub
Bakery
Ice cream shop
Pizza place or fast-food stand
Farm stand
Arcade
Bowling alley
Old movie theater
Retail
Hardware store
Gas station
Pharmacy/drugstore
Clothing store or thrift shop
Bookstore
Tourist shop
Antique shop
Pawn shop
Services
Post office
Bank or credit union
Barber shop / hair salon
Auto repair shop
Laundromat
Real estate office
Insurance office
Funeral home
Old motel or inn
Local radio station
Jobs & Professions
Town Infrastructure
Mayor
Town council members
Town clerk
Public works employees
Sanitation workers
Building inspector
Emergency & Health
Police officers
Firefighters (often volunteer)
Paramedics
Doctor or family physician
Nurse or clinic staff
Veterinarian
Education
Teachers
School principal
School counselor
School nurse
Janitor
Librarian
Coach
Head of the school board
Trades & Skilled Work
Mechanic
Electrician
Plumber
Carpenter
Contractor
Welder
Seamstress
Rural Jobs
Farmers
Ranchers
Dairy workers
Mill workers
Fishermen
Forestry workers
Truck drivers
Feed store employees
Other Jobs
Grocery bagger
Postman
Cashier
Café server
Bartender
Cook
Dishwasher
Newspaper editor
Photographer
Gas station attendant
Babysitter
Lifeguard
Farmhand
Business owner
More: High-paying jobs in the city
i like my serial murderers gay as shit and yearning beyond belief for the person who wants to arrest and or kill them
Stupid doaxter
(At a stakeout, in the car, its boring) Dexter: So… read any good blood spatter reports lately? Doakes: Shut the hell up before I spatter your blood on this wall. Dexter (internally): He really gets me.
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(in a realtionship)
During an argument Doakes: I don’t need you.
Dexter: Oh really? Then explain why you panic every time I don't text back within 20 minutes?
Doakes: ...I thought the FBI fucking got you.
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*Dexter brings Doakes coffee* Doakes: Did you poison this?
Dexter: Of course not. If I wanted to kill you, I’d do it with more finesse.
Doakes: ...You´re a weird freak. Fair enough *sips the coffee*
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(At a police briefing) Batista: This guy’s a sick, twisted freak who keeps trophies from his victims.
Dexter (whispering): Wow. Sounds awful. Who would do that.
Doakes (whispering back): You literally have blood slides from your victims.
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*Cuddling on the couch. Doakes sees Dexter looking through a magazine* Doakes: What are you looking at?
Dexter: Rope. Just... rope.
Doakes: For the boat or the body?
Dexter: Both. It's a versatile product.
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*Doakes accidentally uses Dexter’s kill knife to cut a sandwich* Dexter: That’s... that’s a designated blade.
Doakes: It cuts ham. It can cut victims. It’s called multitasking.
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*Dexter watching Doakes work out* Dexter (internally): God, I love him. He’s so angry. Like a sexy earthquake.
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*They both spot a suspicious guy at the crime scene* Dexter & Doakes (simultaneously): He's the killer.
*Both look at eachother*
Doakes: I call dibs fucker.
The fact that we all see sterek but we can't tell if this is Lydia and Stiles talking about Derek or it is Cora and Derek talking about Stiles

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gonna make a top gun 3 bingo card I’ll post it in a few mins
here it is :D
Buck and the misconceptions about U.S. Navy SEALs
I’ve seen some interesting assumptions about Buck ( in the 9-1-1 fandom) and SEAL training which kind of drives me batty and I thought I’d share some facts to be helpful. (I’m still fearful half the fandom is going to come after me with torches.) But seriously, this is a pretty major misconception, and granted, if you don’t know much about the U.S Military, it can be confusing.
Buck told Bobby he tried out for the SEALs. He also told Bobby he was never part of the Navy..which given how many odds jobs Buck had before joining the 118 fits given his age.
Buck: “A year ago, I put in to be a Navy SEAL.”
Bobby: “I didn’t know you were in the Navy.”
Buck: “I wasn’t. Don’t have to be in the Navy to try out for the SEALs…you just have to be particularly badass, which you know…I am”
This means before you get a single second of training you must enlist. Period.
Buck doesn’t have any SEAL Training. He wouldn’t have even reached the point where he could have taken a class or conducted any courses.
This is not a negative reflection on Buck, just a clarification regarding Navy contracts and the SEAL training process. Buck would have had to sign a minimum two year contract - which again- he told Bobby he was never in the Navy.
The fangirl in me is sad at a lost opportunity for all the possible Navy vs Army ribbing between Eddie and Buck we could have had…oh, well.
These are steps to become a Navy SEAL: And I think Buck probably realized he didn’t want to become human weapon once he sat down with a recruiter, although I could see him training for some of the physical entry tests not knowing all the details.
1. Prepare yourself early
The first step to becoming a Navy SEAL is to begin preparing yourself for training and the role as soon as you know you are interested in the position. There are strict requirements you must meet to become a Navy SEAL.
These requirements include age, physical fitness, mental fitness, good eyesight and passing a background check. If you are interested in becoming a Navy SEAL, you can begin preparing early by getting into excellent physical shape, learning how to swim, earning good grades while you are in school and developing strong interpersonal skills such as leadership and teamwork.
2. Earn a diploma
If you want to become a Navy SEAL, you will first need to earn a diploma. Traditionally, enlistment requires candidates to possess a high school diploma. However, recently the military has begun accepting a GED certificate in place of a high school diploma. If you have a GED, you may be required to have at least one semester of college-level courses completed to join the military.
3. Consider a college degree
Once you earn your high school diploma, you can enlist in the military as early as age 17 with parent or guardian permission. But you can also choose to wait to earn a college degree before enlisting in the military. Many Navy SEALs are college graduates who hold advanced degrees. You can also consider the option of applying to attend college on a military scholarship by enrolling in a ROTC college or the U.S. Naval Academy. Pursuing a college degree can help you enlist in the military at an officer ranking, which increases your annual base salary.
4. Speak with a Navy recruiter
To enlist in the military you will need to meet with a recruiter who will review your eligibility and help you determine whether you meet the military’s requirements. When you meet with the recruiter, it is important to let them know you want a SEAL Challenge Contract before you enlist because this will earn you a higher sign-on bonus than what you would receive if you enlist first and then decide to become a SEAL.
Once your Navy recruiter determines you have met the minimum eligibility requirements for a SEAL Challenge Contract, they will connect you with a Naval Special Warfare/Special Operations Mentor who will help you train for your Physical Screening Test (PST).
5. Get your Navy contract
When you are enlisting in the Navy, you will have to sign up with the Delayed Entry Program (DEP) rather than signing up as a Special Operator (SO). Since the SEALs have strict requirements, you will have to pass the Physical Screening Test (PST) to determine your eligibility for the SEAL Challenge Program. Under the Delayed Entry Program (DEP) you will choose another Navy job designation when you enlist and that designation is replaced when you pass the PST.
6. Work with your mentor
You will be assigned a Special Warfare/Special Operations Mentor or coordinator who will put you on a physical training regimen designed to help you prepare for the Physical Screening Test (PST). This mentor will also proctor your Physical Screening Test and help you submit your entire application package to the Navy Recruiting Command, so it is important to follow their directions.
7. Score well on the ASVAB
Everyone interested in enlisting in the military must take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) test. The ASVAB is made up of several sub-tests covering the subjects of word knowledge, paragraph comprehension, mathematics knowledge, arithmetic reasoning, general science, auto and shop information, mechanical comprehension, electronics information and numerical operations. This test helps determine the type of jobs you are eligible for in the military. Your score on the ASVAB must be high enough to qualify for the SEAL program.
8. Score well on the C-SORT
Candidates interested in becoming a Navy SEAL will need to score well on the Computerized-Special Operations Resilience Test (C-SORT). This test is designed to screen an individual’s maturity and mental resilience by assessing a candidate’s abilities in performance strategies, psychological resilience and personality traits to ensure the candidate meets the minimum requirements they will need to be successful in the SEAL training program.
9. Pass the PST
The minimum standards you need to meet to pass the Navy SEAL Physical Screening Test (PST) are strict and require a great amount of physical fitness and preparation. Your PST will consist of completing a 500-yard swim using either the breaststroke or sidestroke in 12.5 minutes or less followed by a 10 minute rest period, at least 50-75 push-ups in less than two minutes followed by a two minute rest period, at least 50-75 curl-ups in less than two minutes followed by a two minute rest period, a minimum of 10 dead hang pull-ups followed by a 10 minute rest period and a mile and a half run in 10.5 minutes or less.
Simply meeting the minimum requirements to pass the PST gives you about a 6% chance of successfully completing the Navy Seal’s BUDS training program. The better your time and scores on the PST, the more competitive of a candidate you will be for the SEAL program.
10. Receive your SEAL contract
Once you have met the minimum requirements on the ASVAB, C-SORT and PST you will receive your offer for a SEAL contract. When you receive your SEAL contract, it will replace your original Navy contract. Your new SEAL contract will also have a new boot camp date that will replace the boot camp date from your Navy contract.
11. Maintain your training regimen
You will need to maintain a rigid training regimen between the time you receive your SEAL contract and the time you are scheduled to go to boot camp as you will need to pass an additional PST 14 days before boot camp to keep your SEAL contract. SEALs are dedicated to maintaining elite physical and mental fitness as part of their lifestyle, so showing your dedication to remaining in shape in preparation for your second PST is crucial.
12. Attend SEAL prep school training
A boot camp designed to prepare candidates for their initial SEAL training program in BUD/S. This training occurs in Great Lakes, IL and you will need to pass two more Physical Screening Tests that are even more challenging than the initial test to move on to the initial SEAL training program.
13. Complete BUD/S training
The Navy SEAL training program is designed to prepare and test your ability to handle the extreme physical and mental challenges of SEAL missions. You begin SEAL training in Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL school, also known as BUD/S. This is a 24-week training program that is designed to push, develop and test your physical and mental strength and resilience. BUD/S consists of three phases: Phase I is basic conditioning that focuses on physical and mental ability, Phase II focuses on underwater skills such as SCUBA diving and combat swimming and Phase III focuses on weapons, demolitions, navigation skills and basic, small-unit tactics.
14. Move on to Parachute Jump School and SQT
After you complete BUD/S, you will move on to Parachute Jump School in San Diego, CA where you’ll do static line and free-fall jump training at Tactical Air Operations. This training starts with basic static line jumps and gradually increases in difficulty up to completing accelerated free falls with combat equipment from a minimum of 9,500 feet in the air.
After Parachute Jump School, you will move on to SEAL Qualification Training (SQT). SQT is a 26-week program designed to hone your physical and mental prowess through Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape (SERE) School and Tactical Air Operations. During this time, you will learn tactics, techniques and procedures (TTPs) through training focused on advanced combat swimming, marine operations, cold-weather survival, close-quarter combat and land warfare.
15. Get your Navy SEAL trident
Upon graduation of SQT, you are officially considered a Navy SEAL and will be awarded a Navy SEAL trident for your hard work.
16. Complete additional SEAL training(This is Squadron Training)
You will now choose a Navy SEAL rating that will determine where your additional SEAL training will be completed. There are several ratings you can choose from such as foreign language study, Sniper, Jump Master, SEAL tactical communications training, Explosive Breachers and more. After successfully completing the initial SEAL training program and choosing your rating, you will do an additional 18 months of pre-deployment and intensive, individualized specialized training to prepare you for the missions you will encounter on deployment.
If you’re interested in writing an AU story where Buck became a SEAL this could be a great set of resources for you! :) :)
Some links on the application process for becoming a Navy SEAL:
https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-special-operations/options-to-become-navy-seal
https://www.sealswcc.com/apply/civilian-seal-swcc-application-steps.html
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Oooo these are fun! I'm always happy to talk Rhodestead!!
Will can never find his hoodies/jackets because Connor always steals them and "forgets" to give them back.
They spend more time at Will's apartment when they first start dating. Will's place feels homey, lived in, and is distinctly "Will" if that makes sense.
They are always touching each other whenever they can. Quick touches, like hip/shoulder/hand squeezes, when they walk past each other at work. Plastered hip to shoulder at Molly's, at home on their couch, or at their friends.
SPOONING WHEN THEY SLEEP!! Will loves being little spoon.
Will likes to push Connor's buttons but know when to stop. It's a game, so to speak.
Things that are canon to me:
-Mav refuses to get drivers license
-Rooster calls Ice “Icepop”
-Mav called Bradley “baby goose” when he was little, but stopped after Goose’s death
-Ice is a gay man
-polish Ice
-Mav does pretty good at hiding his accent, but says “y’all” once and all the flyboys bully him for it
-South Carolina goose and carol
-high school sweethearts Goose and carol
-Ice is very awkward with kids
Slider and Goose bonding with Phoenix and Coyote over dealing with their idiot best friends being in love with each other.

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random batfam hcs xmas edition
bruce: raised jewish, celebrated Hanukkah and Christmas but never believed in Santa. stopped celebrating after his parents died but he and alfred would exchange gifts every year around Christmas
babs: celebrates Christmas, has two because she spends one with each parent (they’re divorced). technically gets three bc she’s always invited to the manor as well
dick: celebrated all winter holidays because the circus was very diverse, his parents weren’t very religious so it was mostly just for fun and spending time together (their circus troupe was basically a big family)
jason: raised Catholic, always went to church with his mom on Christmas. she tried to get him gifts every year. he still goes to Christmas Mass even though he’s an atheist since it reminds him of her
cass: makes bruce celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas every year (despite both of them being agnostic)
tim: not Christian but celebrated Christmas with his parents, he was never taught to believe in Santa
steph: celebrates Hanukkah with her mom
duke: celebrated Christmas and Kwanzaa with his parents, bruce starts celebrating Kwanzaa once duke moves into the manor
damian: celebrates Hanukkah and Christmas with bruce, didn’t celebrate any while living with the league (but talia gave him little gifts all the time)
basically bruce ends up celebrating all the november/december holidays at the manor
(yes i know Santa is real in their universe shush)
If any of y'all wanna write any of these feel free! Just tag me plz and thank you 🐺
What If: Teen Wolf edition
What If: Derek Didn't Survive The Hale Fire
What If: Stiles Was Bitten Instead of Scott
What If: Scott Bit Allison To Save Her Life
What If: Derek Died Instead of Allison
What If: Jackson Stayed In Beacon Hills
What If: The Hales Were The Hunters and The Argents Were The Werewolves
What If: Kate Didn't Manipulate Derek
What If: Danny Was Bitten By Derek
What If: Jackson Was Peter's Son
What If: The Nogitsune Won
What If: Paige Became a Werewolf
What If: Derek Joined the Alpha Pack
What If: Stiles Accepted the Bite
What If: Allison Successfully Killed Derek
What If: Theo Sacrificed Himself for Liam
What If: Stiles Fell In Love With Derek Instead of Lydia
What If: Derek Didn't Die Fighting The Nogitsune
What If: Stiles Was A Banshee
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“Jason wouldn’t want you to do this, Bruce,” Clark says, trying to stop Bruce from doing something Jason would very much want him to do (kill the Joker, barehanded and slowly).
It's hilarious to think of Bruce who considers Clark to be his best friend, trusts him implicitly, and thinks Clark is the person who knows him better than anyone outside his family, but when timkon or jondami start dating he realizes that there is a very real possibility that they could become...*shudders*...in-laws, and is horrified.

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Hc that Chris would do really well at horseback riding or even bull riding
Though this and a petopher au where Chris is retired from the hunting life and just lives out on a ranch and just has a run in with Peter for whatever reason
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