Not Really Sure

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

Eventually we get larger from eating them

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

It’s okay to still get sad about something you thought you’ve healed from.

hey where is this mcdonald's

it's a beautiful sunday to be gentle with yourself. you are worth healing

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

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