Sirius: if there are infinite parallel universes, is there one where I'm smarter than you?
Remus: yes. And there's also one where you are bald.
a few minutes later
James: WHAT DID YOU DO TO SIRIUS, HE WON'T STOP CRYING
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Sirius: if there are infinite parallel universes, is there one where I'm smarter than you?
Remus: yes. And there's also one where you are bald.
a few minutes later
James: WHAT DID YOU DO TO SIRIUS, HE WON'T STOP CRYING

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Shikamaru: I don't like women.
Temari: who tf asked.
Shikamaru:
Shikamaru: apparently I do like women
marauders as vines pt.1
sirius: I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL
sirius: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
remus: sirius I barked ONCE. Please shut the fuck up or I'll have to slit your throat.
Steph: can you give me the list of the songs you're playing?
DJ: what? why do I have to put on the music?
Steph: huh? Are you being serious rn. Your name is DJ. I'm the clown, you're supposed to be the smart one.
some shameless characters dealing with their problems:
fiona: *ignores them*
ian: *disappears*
frank: *solves them illegally*
debbie: *fucks someone rich*
mickey: *murders*
kev: *calls V*
veronica: *is too busy dealing with her bf's bullshit*
carl: *is oblivious to the problem*

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random girl: *tries and fails to flirt with carl oblivious gallagher*
debbie: you know, I think she was trying to buy you a drink.
carl: why? I already have a drink.
Chandler: Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept. Thank you.
Everyone: πππ
Priest: is that it? Well, certainly the weirdest wedding vows I've ever heard. Moving on-
Lee: Gai Sensei I just finished doing two thousand push-ups.
Gai: so did I. Let's do another thousand.
Lee, who never actually stopped: already on it!
Sakura:
Sakura: how. Seriously, what the fuck do these guys eat. I could never.
after Draco had an argument with Harry:
Pansy: talk to him, that's what couples do.
Draco: nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Pansy: ... That's your plan for dealing with this?
Draco: that's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm going to win that way.
Naruto: *comes back after 2 years gone* I'm all grown. I'm a different person now.
Sakura: oh god he seems way more mature than when he left.
*two seconds later*
Naruto: KONOHAMARU THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE, I- look let me show you *does the sexy jutsu*
Sakura: aaand he's back.

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remus: oh, so I see you finally decided to come out of the bathroom! Can you please explain to me what the fuck took you so long?
sirius: honey don't be dramatic, being this beautiful takes time.
remus: ... You were watching tik tok weren't you
sirius: for two hours, it's addicting. My but hurts from sitting in the toilet for too long.
Hermione: so... I don't have a partner for the ball. *makes direct eye contact with ron*
Ron: oh, neither do I! Guess we'll just have to go by ourselves. What a bummer, huh?
Hermione: ...
Hermione: why do I have to like this one, he's bloody brainless.
harry: hey luna, have you seen draco? I can't find him.
luna: *ignores him*
harry: luna? I'm talking to you.
luna: *looks up from her book and looks him dead in the eye*
luna: if you ever try to interrupt my reading again, I will unfortunately have to stab you.
Draco: how do I get potter to notice me.
Pansy: you can ask him out, you know, like a normal person
Draco: *proceeds to ignore her* I KNOW! I'll climb up the top of that big tree.
Pansy:
Pansy: I need new friends.
Sirius: *high* giraffes don't make any fucking sense. They're just horses with camel faces and really large necks. I don't buy it, they're not real.
Remus: so, let me get this straight... You don't believe in giraffes?
Sirius: *still high* no, I don't.
Remus: I- how do you not- why is the police outside.

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James: *suggests an extremely dangerous and stupid activity that will 100% get them in trouble/ get them killed*
Sirius: Y E S.
Sirius: *steals remus' hoodie even though he's much smaller than re*
Remus: aw that looks so big and cute on you :)
Sirius:
Sirius: did you just call me fat?