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Remus: yes. And there's also one where you are bald.

a few minutes later

Temari: who tf asked.

Shikamaru:

sirius: I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL

sirius: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME

DJ: what? why do I have to put on the music?

fiona: *ignores them*

ian: *disappears*

frank: *solves them illegally*

debbie: *fucks someone rich*

mickey: *murders*

kev: *calls V*

veronica: *is too busy dealing with her bf's bullshit*

debbie: you know, I think she was trying to buy you a drink.

Everyone: 👁👄👁

Gai: so did I. Let's do another thousand.

Lee, who never actually stopped: already on it!

Sakura:

Pansy: talk to him, that's what couples do.

Draco: nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Pansy: ... That's your plan for dealing with this?

Sakura: oh god he seems way more mature than when he left.

*two seconds later*

Naruto: KONOHAMARU THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE, I- look let me show you *does the sexy jutsu*

sirius: honey don't be dramatic, being this beautiful takes time.

remus: ... You were watching tik tok weren't you

Ron: oh, neither do I! Guess we'll just have to go by ourselves. What a bummer, huh?

Hermione: ...

luna: *ignores him*

harry: luna? I'm talking to you.

luna: *looks up from her book and looks him dead in the eye*

Pansy: you can ask him out, you know, like a normal person

Draco: *proceeds to ignore her* I KNOW! I'll climb up the top of that big tree.

Pansy:

Remus: so, let me get this straight... You don't believe in giraffes?

Sirius: *still high* no, I don't.

Remus: aw that looks so big and cute on you :)

Sirius: