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yeahā¦Iām a classic rock fanā¦ever heard of the Beatles? doubt itā¦theyāre prob too old for youā¦.pop music sucksā¦who is Katy Kerry? idkā¦okā¦Iām gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPodā¦.woaaaaahā¦ā¦..sweet child o mineā¦.classic songā¦.uve never heard itā¦.
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Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares
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here are some things I just heard:
a door slamming
someone exclaim āoh, you sneaky bastardā
the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
someone at the end of the hallway gasping āhello beautiful!!ā in that very special Iām-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice
not to be too millennial but
no money
no house
just avocado
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THE BOTS HAVE ADAPTED THEIR CONTENT TO BE SFW
TUMBLR JUST WIPED OUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEIR USERBASE FOR A SOLUTION THAT DIDNāT EVEN WORK
YOU SEE THIS @staff
@staff @support
I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head
i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, āone word from you will silence me on this subject forever.ā
because, like, thatās the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isnāt it?
a dude being willing to say, āi understand if you donāt feel the same way about me, and iāll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.ā
so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency
and dudes to this day wonder why women still swoon over darcy
Note also: Elizabeth turns down Darcyās first proposal, and in the process, accuses him of doing some stuff he did not do (and also some stuff he totally did).
The next day, he surprises her on her walk. He hands her a letter, asks that she read it, and then takes off.
When this happened to me after I had turned someone down IN REAL LIFE, the letter contained a passionate argument to the tune ofĀ āactually youāre wrong and you do like me and you should go out with meā and it was creepy af.
Darcyās letter to Elizabeth starts with: āBe not alarmed, Madam, on receiving this letter,Ā by the apprehension of its containing any repetition of those sentiments, or renewal of those offers, which were last night so disgusting to youā. He goes on to set the record straight about the stuff he didnāt do (as well as the stuff he did) which is *actually relevant* to Elizabeth. And he, as promised, doesnāt romance her further.
Itās totally bizarre that even now, this can be considered unusually great dude behaviour.
Darcyās first proposal:Ā āYou must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.ā
Darcyās second proposal:Ā āOne word from you will silence me on this subject forever.ā
His whole arc in the book is about learning to consider other peopleās feelings and not just his own, but the fact that itās expressed via who gets to talk and who is told to shut up is so, so telling. The first time around, he imposes his voice on her whether she wants it or not. The second time, he asks how sheĀ feels, and in exchange, offers her the gift of his silence.
And yeah, the fact that dudes still! have! not! learned! this! lesson! is exhausting.
How surprising is it that Pride and Prejudice was written by a woman, when many romantic comedies are produced and directed by men?
Answer: not at all
200 years later and the world is still full of guys who think theyāre a Mr Darcy when theyāre actually a Mr Collins.
That last comment
hey heads up if you get a youtube ad thatās chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. itās an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie
How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
Amazing
Science always blows my mind.
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shit man, how could you take the original context out of this
Thatās some nice calligraphy you got thereā¦
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IāVE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldnāt google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
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when itās november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like thereās a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.
oh man you know that feeling thatās like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? thatās how the scared look in Ellenās eyes makes me feel.Ā Ā
Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and thereās no telling how someone will react.
And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasnāt just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.
Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.
You can see the moment where sheās like āI canāt just like and make up a name. I canāt just pretend that the person I felt a deep connection with doesnāt exist.ā
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21 Jump Street (2012) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
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