señorphoenicopterus

microdosing on the entire breadth of human emotion by watching olympic figure skating

Australia can’t sing about drinking cum but Finland can orgasm on stage. I’m glad women are finally allowed to do things

it is not vladimir nabokov's fault that you're an idiot

seeing certain mutuals on the dash like thank god you’re here. i missed you.

Honestly I move with the trees in the breeze and I know that time is elastic

end the jury vote and sink that fucking island into the fucking ocean

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

sucks to find out this way that the juries have probably never eaten pussy in their life

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

any non ballad and non english song automatically becomes good, I'm sorry, I don't make the rules

i cannot believe they showed the face of the swedish participant as the netherlands won lmao iconic

i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i can’t name. i question if i’m real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.