People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

DJ selfcest wants everyone to feel themselves in the club tonight

aaaah!!! [hawks descend and sink their claws into my shoulders and try to carry me away but im too heavy for them to fly but they're so determined and brave that onlookers start cheering them on] aaaaaah!!!!!!

The Wikipedia article for "wink" has four different images illustrating winking and they're all slightly oddball choices, they're all a bit wacky. Go check it out if that sounds like something you'd enjoy seeing. If I see anything else interesting I'll let you know.

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Can I say something? Hi...

Now say it in simish

Sul sul...